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[LAXSaabdude]

Do not write below this line.

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OK!

LAXSaabdude.

 

[Stifler's Mom]

Jeopardy

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What is the DFW hub?

 

[pilotman2105]

What is the DFW hub?

-"That is correct."

-"Alex, I'll take FlightInfo Forum's Bizzare Posts for $400"

 

[FN FAL]

FACE TOWARDS ENEMY

 

[Dash8]

Do not hold in hand,
LIGHT FUSE,
RUN AWAY

 

[Pilot124]

View At Your Own Risk!!!!

 

[bigD]

I think your avatar has a bit of a wedgie, Pilot124.

 

[Dash8]

side effects may include;

dizziness
tremors
nausea
upset stomach
nervousness
drowsiness
bowel irritation
sensitivity to light

 

[FL000]

lather

rinse

repeat

 

[Pilot124]

I think your avatar has a bit of a wedgie, Pilot124.

Thats because I am pulling from the front with my teeth...

 

[Catbert]

Do not taunt happy fun ball.

 

[Pilot124]

side effects may include;

dizziness
tremors
nausea
upset stomach
nervousness
drowsiness
bowel irritation
sensitivity to light

IF ANY OF THE ABOVE SYMPTOMS PERSIST OR YOUR ERECTION LASTS LONGER THAN FOUR HOURS SEE A DOCTOR IMMEDIATLY

 

[CF34-3B1]

You must be at least this tall to ride this ride.

 

[sqwkvfr]

Offer not valid with pre-existing offers.

 

[FL717]

Please consult physician if rash persists for more than 7 days.
Ointment to be applied to genitals only.
Do not eat the the ointment or feed the ointment to household pets.
Use only as directed.

 

[LearLove]

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What is an airline pilot's pension...

....Alex, I'll take, "Airline CEO crimes" for 200 please..........

 

[Dan CFI/CFII]

"One Today is like two tomorrows, are in the same boat."

The above slogan brought to you from an actual inspirational poster hanging on the wall of an inn in Nepal. You don't know how hard I tried to get a copy of that poster.

Dan

 

[crash-proof]

Legally Drunk: Ok, so if your driving drunk and you get pulled over you can just simply say "It's ok officer I'm Legally Drunk, so no worries" and drive off?

Think about it...

 

[FL000]

"One Today is like two tomorrows, are in the same boat."

The above slogan brought to you from an actual inspirational poster hanging on the wall of an inn in Nepal. You don't know how hard I tried to get a copy of that poster.

Dan

http://engrish.com/

 

[AV1ATRX]

That website is hi-larious... Thanks for sharing!

 

[crash-proof]

Here's another great find, along the same idea...

http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Zone/7474/ohsigns.html

some samples...

In a Tokyo Hotel: "Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not a person to do such thing is please not to read notice."

In a Bucharest hotel lobby: "The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable."

In a Leipzig elevator: "Do not enter the lift backwards, and only when lit up."
In Akko, Israel: "Lamp Chops"

In a Czech tourist agency: Take one of our horse driven tours---we guarantee no miscarriages.

Ad for donkey rides in Thailand: Would you like to ride your own ass?

On a faucet in a Finnish restroom: To stop the drip, turn cock to right.

 

[FN FAL]

TAKE OFF AT YOUR OWN RISK!

 

[Flymach2]

"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly"

 

[coolyokeluke]

Get to Work-You aren't being paid to believe in the power of your dreams.

www.despair.com

 

[flyifrvfr]

Use only as directed.
Professional Driver on a closed course.
Not valid in some locations
Void where prohibited.
only 3 per customer.
Results may very.
Results not typical.
Not responsible for lost or misdirected entries.
Not for oral use.
Under penalty of law, do not remove this tag.
Do not feed the animals.
Swim at your own risk, sharks have been recently cited. (does this mean the sharks were issued a violation for something and probably won't be back).

 

[sky37d]

Oh, man, that is a cool web site.

I'd be filling my pants right about now in this picture

http://www.despair.com/change1.html

 

[FN FAL]

Use only as directed.
Professional Driver on a closed course.
Not valid in some locations
Void where prohibited.
only 3 per customer.
Results may very.
Results not typical.
Not responsible for lost or misdirected entries.
Not for oral use.
Under penalty of law, do not remove this tag.
Do not feed the animals.
Swim at your own risk, sharks have been recently cited. (does this mean the sharks were issued a violation for something and probably won't be back).

hahaha...all good ones but you forgot one! Where the hell do radio stations get off declaring...

ONE WINNER PER FAMILY!

The BASTAGES!

 

[Big Duke Six]

How about when SEE the political candidate talk or HEAR HIS VOICE overlayed on the video in the commercial, and then at the end they still think they have to say "I'm John Kerry and I approve this message," as if to add further credibility that it was in fact them you saw talking or that you in fact heard them speaking.


It kills me.