Dear SWA Poolie Maintenance Guys!!!

OakRBust

Still Lucky as Hell
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I am sure that all of us really appreciate your work on the Pool List but.... I have come up with a list of demands since it looks like we are all going to be here a while!


#1 This pool is too full. We need to make it larger.

#2 Where are the swim up bars???

#3 Diving boards would be nice.

#4 This is a big darn sausage party... Where are all the good looking senorita's??

#5 Where is the rule banning the speedo's??

And Finally...


#6 Where are the swim up bars???



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EFC-in-5

SWA FO
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Summer Vacation

I like to add a couple items for the maintenance list:

#7 Speedos are ok, BUT no thongs for the fat boys, YUCK!!

#8 Noon time suntan lotaion rub down by Jaun the Cabana-boy, girls need TLC too.

#9 "Where is that Cabana-boy with my drink?".....
 
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