Dating...

[Mr. Irrelevant]

Here's what you do! Start out be leaving some seductive phone messages, and emphasize the heavy breathing! Next wait out by her house and when she sees your car--burn rubber! Women love this little game. Finally suprise her by sleeping under her bed at night. Before long she will fall madly in love with you because of you persistance.

And always remember--when a girl says no--she really means yes! I hope this helps.

Could this be Mr. Jorgan disguised as Schroeder(kngarthur)??? Very similar thought process.

Mr. I.

 

[puddlejumper101]

yeah but no matter how proffesional you are, breaking up with someone in the company sucks...especially if it is a small base, and everyone knows. When I started dating someone at work I had no intention to tell everyone...she said the same thing but chicks have this fascination of telling everyone even if they don't want to. Girls talk no matter what they say, and when we broke up...LOOK OUT...professional or not, it sucked...I don't recommend it...not in the same company...the soap opera continues...as the jet whines

 

[Palerider957]

A previous poster mentioned the danger of sexual harassment, and he is absolutely correct. Dating another pilot could be instantly lethal to your career. All she has to do is make the accusation and you are pretty much toast.

Remember, you are her "supervisor" and have control over her (evaluations, etc.) If she were to claim unfair treatment and a "hostile work environment," good luck.

This is a bad idea, and you probably already know that if you are a Captain.

 

[bigD]

As someone else mentioned, don't sh!t where you eat.

And that joke about homeless girls is the funniest thing I've read on this board in a long time. LMAO!

 

[FN FAL]

There is nothing "Dorky" about this post.

REEEALLY?

How do you know how dorky his post is?

 

[Smoking Man]

You should totally go for it!

If you are into role-playing you could let her be the captain, or the naughty FO!

For the first time ever I am going to say that outside of my adivice the General is on the money!!

 

[L.Skywalker]

That is the most repulsive thought...you are truly disturbed!

You should pee in her butt!

 

[L.Skywalker]

how 'bout you post a pic of her (even a cell phone pic would be ok to start) and we'll decide whether she's worth it...just a thought!! we could start the voting...

Excellent Idea!

 

[Goose Egg]

I probably wouldn't date someone at work. It's like George Kastanza says: "Worlds colliding, Jerry. WORLDS COLLIDING!!"

-Goose

 

[VVJM265]

First tour of duty ROE:

1. Don't f*** what you fly with,
2. Keep it outside the command (or company).

If you ignore 1 & 2 above:
Admit nothing, deny everything, demand proof & counter accuse.

(And finally, just for the USN folks:
Navy = Never Again Volunteer Yourself)


I didn't make these up, and they may not have been written in blood like a NATOPS (or AFM for the civilian folks), but I'm sure there was more than a little sweat involved, in more ways than one!

Food for thought.

Just my 2 cents.
VVJM265

 

[Gator1999]

"At least that zombie Raikkonen ain't gonna win the championship"


Amen to that...

 

[Flying Illini]

You should pee in her butt!

I just blew milk out of my nose...I never saw this comment coming! LMFAO!!

 

[Rook]

Thank but I already got to third Base...

3rd base? You're obviously not trying hard enough.

To quote the great Leon Phelps...

LP-What are your plans for the evening?

Charlene-You said you were gonna take me to dinner and a movie tonight, Leon.

LP-Oh yeah, well um when I said "dinner" what I meant was, uh we'd be having sex. And uh, when I said "movie", I meant we'd be videotaping it.

Pass the Courvoisier

 

[M-16A2]

Don't s**t where you eat

 

[acaTerry]

Ahhhh....high school children flying jets....

 

[kngarthur]

Ahhhh....high school children flying jets....

Oh your avatar is really mature-NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

 

[LegacyDriver]

RUN AWAY. Run *VERY* VERY far away.

This whole thread was a troll attempt I am sure, but in case it wasn't...

Stay the hell away from people you work with. You'll thank me later.

A previous poster mentioned the danger of sexual harassment, and he is absolutely correct. Dating another pilot could be instantly lethal to your career. All she has to do is make the accusation and you are pretty much toast.

Yep. Easier to fire you than defend a lawsuit from an accuser. Run as fast as you can in the opposite direction of this chick. It won't matter why she gets mad at you, just be on the other side of the planet when she does (and she will).

Remember the old saw: "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned." You can leave out the scorned part because it is optional.

 

[English]

I married a co-worker (yes, a pilot). Turned out great so far.

 

[coolyokeluke]

I suggest a relationship with an illegal alien. If she misbehaves show her that you programmed INS into the speed-dial.

What's wrong with Raikkonen? He's a great talent. Just quiet, I prefer drivers like that rather than the oversized egos who brag about how great they are.

 

[acaTerry]

Oh your avatar is really mature-NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

You must be a sophomore. Displaying humor in an avatar is not the same as the flavor of this thread. Think. Really now. An airline pilot asking his peers for dating advice. Right out of the high school paper.
That's pretty sad man. There is more to life than your genitalia.