Smyrna, TN- 19 Aug
CEO Doug Caldwell announced today that the annoucement announced yesterday will be rescinded by the announcement of a new announcing committee. The members of said committee are to be announced.
The purchase/leaseback of the CoEx ERJ-135's is to be accomplished through two separate avenues; firstly, through the sale of the fabulous Corpex Center, Corporate's luxurious World Headquarters Complex in Smyrna, TN; secondly, through the proceeds of the sale of the Golden Gate Bridge to Virgin America. The bridge will then be known as the Virgin Gate Bridge. The deal will be closed by 30 September in order to have the ERJ's on property by 1 Oct and in revenue service by 9 Oct. Apparently, the new airframes need a good cleaning. Furthermore, all company contributions to the pilot pension plan has been ceased, adding to the already considerable war chest Corporate management has amassed, purportedly to purchase bankrupt United Airlines at a significant discount.
You guys will believe anything, won't you???