Give the guy a break,
His tone? How did you hear tone from his typing? He said those were the requirements, and that is that. It is probably what the insurance needs. As far as there being nobody out there with his requirements, you need to meet some people. Maybe I'm wrong, but I'm sure there are plenty of citation pilots out there with over 5000total, 100 in type, and trainied at Simuflite or FSI. I may be wrong, but I bet there is someone out there who meets that.
Loosen up,
No one has landed