connie kalitta on a FLOPS plane

[hawkercpt]

Why did a Flight Options plane bring Connie Kalitta to CGF???

Is she the new buyer???

 

[ProFracPilot]

If you knew Connie Kallita, you may find HE would be a bit miffed that you referred to HE as a SHE. And unless HE has mellowed with age, HE may not hesitate to express HIS displeasure with you by the use of his fist. Ask a few former KFS pilots (recognizeable by their askew proboscis) about Connie's response when they chose to tell him to his face they were quitting.

 

[Bank-n-Yank]

You ain't kidding......

 

[PUNISHER]

The only posible way you would find Connie on a Flops plane is if it were 100% FREE!
He would also insit on being in the left seat, and then he would probably say somthing like, "G@damm Motherfokker" you get the idea.
P.S.
Watch out for the connie boogers on the yoke!

 

[leardawg]

Was he wearing a bathrobe and slippers?

 

[leardawg]

The only posible way you would find Connie on a Flops plane is if it were 100% FREE!
He would also insit on being in the left seat, ...

You could also see if the FO deflated when you poked it with a needle!

 

[gunfyter]

Gonna run freight during Fractional off-peak periods and get more utilization out of the planes....

 

[ProFracPilot]

Gonna run freight during Fractional off-peak periods and get more utilization out of the planes....

What a "Grand" idea!

Oops, that program is no longer in effect...

 

[Junkflyer]

He would actually say c#cksucker!

 

[Bad Monkey!]

There goes the neighborhood.

 

[xdrvr]

Been there done that.. all these Connie stories make me laugh now... used to be like PTSD. Flew right seat for him when I was new -- he took a crap on me in the Lear... (for those who don't know the Lear config the seat is right behind the cockpit) and of course he brought his annoying little dog (was it Dynamite?) you know the one with his own id badge

 

[727gm]

"NITRO"

arf, arf, grrrrrrrrr....

 

[cjdriver]

Answer

Nobody has answered the question why Kalitta was flying to the head shed. I've heard Options is buying down, or working through vacation time to get it off the books, could there be something in the works here?

 

[Coool Hand Luke]

THe guys that own Mesa has a FLTOPS share too.

 

[RNObased]

Nobody has answered the question why Kalitta was flying to the head shed. I've heard Options is buying down, or working through vacation time to get it off the books, could there be something in the works here?

From the stories I have heard about Kalitta, if he ever has ANYTHING to do with your operation, RUN!!!!

One story that I heard, but don't know if it is true, that cracks me up is when he walked into a room of people and fired them, too bad no one in the room worked for him....