Communications with Colgan (MNZ)

[Beech Balls]

CALL THEM ON ARINC

Just spit up my beer reading this one...

I swear, calling Dispatch on ARINC has got to be some of the funniest ********************E to do to them ever. They have no idea how to respond, and can't believe it when you relay times this way, just to screw with them.
Captain to FO: "Watch this......"
"Hey Dispatch, Ops didn't respond so we wanted to give you the times out....."

Colgan Dispatch: "Who is this? Where are you going? What flight number? We don't have a 49XX...."

Yes you do dumb********************:
"uuuh.....last I checked we're FLYING IT."

This is fer real.

 

[Mr Wu]

CALL THEM ON ARINC



I swear, calling Dispatch on ARINC has got to be some of the funniest ********************E to do to them ever. They have no idea how to respond, and can't believe it when you relay times this way, just to screw with them.
Captain to FO: "Watch this......"
"Hey Dispatch, Ops didn't respond so we wanted to give you the times out....."

Colgan Dispatch: "Who is this? Where are you going? What flight number? We don't have a 49XX...."

Yes you do dumb********************:
"uuuh.....last I checked we're FLYING IT."

This is fer real.

First time I did that I got a call from Brink. He was pissing and moaning about the cost of the call, something like $75 connect and $5 a minute. I quoted the FOPP to him and got the attention to detail speech.

 

[GSXR600]

CALL THEM ON ARINC



I swear, calling Dispatch on ARINC has got to be some of the funniest ********************E to do to them ever. They have no idea how to respond, and can't believe it when you relay times this way, just to screw with them.
Captain to FO: "Watch this......"
"Hey Dispatch, Ops didn't respond so we wanted to give you the times out....."

Colgan Dispatch: "Who is this? Where are you going? What flight number? We don't have a 49XX...."

Yes you do dumb********************:
"uuuh.....last I checked we're FLYING IT."

This is fer real.

Now this is some funny sh############t right here!
I did the same thing!!!! called them on airinc cz I could not get a hold of them on company freq and they did not know who we were, so I just laughed about it and didn't give the times!!! soo I asked them for the current metar on our current destination airport and they just gave it to me!!!
dispatch out!!!
colgan tango niner out!!!

 

[Flybet3]

Anyone else not getting any responses from MNZ??

Right now I have

-2 emails (separate issues) and a phone call unanswered for over a month with the chief pilot
-2 emails and a phone call unanswered with the with the crew travel lady. Its been a month
-2 emails unanswered with the lady who does the schedules/vacations Its been about a week and a half.

What gives???

Maybe everyone hates you...LOL