Draginass said:
Don't know there Surplus. I think all us majors have a special section in the unions called "Committee for the Screwing of Regional Airline Pilots" whose job it is to think up new and devious ways of making life miserable for you guys. I think it's made up primarily of ex-regional pilots. Ex-mils don't have the depth of knowledge necessary to do a really "major" job of it. True intent? Ah, you've got to read the really tiny little letters printed in invisible ink in the letter delivered by black helicopters.
Dragin,
Back long ago, before your MTV generation, when I was on the high-school debate team, I learned two things.
1) When you run out of something logical to say in defense of your position, attempt to antagonize your opponent. If successful, you win.
2) Never allow your adversary to "get your goat". Just keep hitting him with logic and he'll do one of two things a) get frustrated and attack you personally; b) run out of ideas with which to defend his position. Either way, you win again.
You've tried No 1; it hasn't worked, though I like the humor (I'll use it later in the post). You appear to be succumbing to part "b" of No. 2. There is hope for me after all.
It will please you to know that ALPA has already created two different committees to solve the problem. One back in '1996 which came to no meaningful conclusion and did nothing. Another last year called the JSC, which has yet to offer any substantive ideas other than of course, more meetings.
Most folks know that when you don't know what to do and folks think you should, you surround yourself with a new Committee and gather several more people who also don't know what to do who then help you to do nothing. I think the initials of the current chairman of your "Committee for the Screwing of Regional Airline Pilots" are DW. Voting members are UAL, NWA, AAA, DAL and CAL. The guest speaker at the last meeting was APA.
Over time, the Committee has developed a brilliant master plan establishing a new secrect subsidiary called S.C.O.P.E. (Society for Confused, Opulent, Piloting Enthusiasts). It has invested millions in developing, acquiring and attempting to implement numerous "Clauses" (ineffectual gadjets for the preservation of greed - not related to the famous North Pole resident) which it scatters at ramdom in an aimless effort to patch the holes in the dam that the C(S)RAP constructed, to stem the tide of small airline growth and restrain the waters of technological progress.
Meanwhile back in Dallas, Atlanta, Houston, Pittsburgh and Minneapolis, and to a lesser extent Chicago, the MGPRJ (Management Group for the Proliferation of Regional Jets) a secret organization that colludes (behind the scenes) with the infamous enemy of the profession known as the RJDC, have together brilliantly countered all efforts to spread C(S)RAP and SCOPE. Informed sources report anonymously that both C(S)RAP and SCOPE have failed to do their job. As Regional Airlines and their childlike pilots are observed, in ever increasing numbers, lunching and dining in the formerly exclusive Hub Clubs operated by C(S)RAP members, the MGPRJ and the RJDC forecast that there will be "a regional jet in YOUR future"
Right now, I think APA membership views any proposal concerning Eagle with a shrug.
There is something to be said for consistency no matter how near sighted. At the very least you can enjoy the thought that you are joined in the shrugging ritual by other members of the elite. I hope sincerely that by the time you all discover the consequences of benign neglect, it won't be to late for everyone.
As far as declassifying you plan/opening proposal, when can we expect to see it in writing from your MEC to DAL ALPA and management?
To the best of my knowledge my MEC doesn't joust with the politically incorrect and remains overtly disengaged. They have their hands full with the difficulties of taxation without representation.
Errr, . . . . I mean, what's COMAIR's proposal that Delta will ignore?
So far, Delta. Inc. seems to have grasped Comair's quiet proposal rather well and continues to outpace the competition where it matters.
Who knows what will eventually emerge? If I did, I wouldn't tell but alas, you already know that don't you. Your grasp of the complexities continues to amaze me. I do hope your collective shrugs will not ultimately be your undoing.
The ascension from the beer crowd to the champagne groupies is glamorous and exciting. When the bewitching hour forces a return to beer, there will be weeping and nashing of teeth as the walls of Castle Aloofness begin to crumble about you. It is extremely difficult to enjoy pigs feet and corn bread when you've been weened on caviar. I'll promise not to say I told you so.
Perhaps the erstwhile leaders of C(S)RAP will recall the predictions of the Good Book while there is still time. "A house divided against itself cannot stand."
I wish you the very best.