I thought you were for real and then your ridicule dissapointed me Papps. Ok that's it I can't stand it anymore.
My reality check happened a month ago Papps. After 6,300 hrs and coming up on 1,000 Jet PIC and 2,300 TPIC, I had a very humbling experience. I had a runway incursion at a major towered airport with intersecting runways. Thank God they weren't using the runway we (I) wandered onto, only because it was 07:10 AM. Yes, they were contributing factors.
I got lucky, talked to the tower super on the land line twice and apologized profusely. The FO and I were absolutely going to file ASAP reports until the ATC manager talked me out of it. They had a smoking gun and evidence, everything on us; and would have had to follow up on it had we submitted ANY paperwork, including ASAP and NASA reports. We would've had a letter of investigation/correction in our files guaranteed if we had filed any reports, he said basically they would be obligated to present any actual evidence. Not every controller is going to be willing to promise no paperwork on their part for the same on yours with a runway incursion. Like I said we got lucky.
No I won't tell you where it occured.
Anything which improves flight deck discipline is a good thing.
Yes, I've changed the way I taxi and operate on the ground.
Fly safe.