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[txpilot1974]

he said turd.....

 

[JECKEL]

At our Chief Pilot's meeting yesterday we were told American Eagle will change up to 30% of it's left outboard main tires. Is that true? Man that is to bad. So Sad! Good Luck!

 

[JECKEL]

At our Chief Pilot's meeting yesterday we were told Baskin Robbin's will retire up to 30% of it's original flavors. Is that true? Man that is to bad. So Sad! Good Luck!

 

[JECKEL]

At our Chief Pilot's meeting yesterday we were told that Mary Catherine, daughter of Bill and Emily, will not eat up to 30% of her peas and carrots. Is that true? Man that is to bad. So Sad! Good Luck!

 

[wrigley23]

All I am saying is it's tough times, and we need to right size CVG.

So you're saying they need to close the CVG Delta base? That's been a rumor for a long time and the NW deal does not help. When will this happen? Since you're so wise please enlighten us.

 

[PA44Jockey]

I would not be suprised if Comair doesn't furlough anyone. If so, would be a small handful. IMO

 

[acarpe3448]

So you're saying they need to close the CVG Delta base? That's been a rumor for a long time and the NW deal does not help. When will this happen? Since you're so wise please enlighten us.

Where did I say that they needed to close the CVG base? At our meeting they used the words "right size" CVG! 30% of Comair! Thats awful! Hard times indeed!

 

[DX Rick]

Where did I say that they needed to close the CVG base? At our meeting they used the words "right size" CVG! 30% of Comair! Thats awful! Hard times indeed!

You need to "right size" your girl. A good start would be cutting 30% of her triple chin.
Then work your way down to the pack of hotdogs on the back her neck. The flaps hanging off the back of her arms. She could lose 30% of her gut, it's pretty gross when she drags that thing across the buffet table, getting all her belly greese/hair on the food.
How about the saddle bags and then the ham hocks, 30% off of those, she might be able to sit in the extra large real chair you haul her around in. She's so big she doesn't even have Kankles. Her blubber rolls right over her shoes.

So before you start talking "right size" for CVG. You should work on that broken down battleship in the corner of your room, the thing that you kiss everything and say you love her.

 

[acarpe3448]

You need to "right size" your girl. A good start would be cutting 30% of her triple chin.
Then work your way down to the pack of hotdogs on the back her neck. The flaps hanging off the back of her arms. She could lose 30% of her gut, it's pretty gross when she drags that thing across the buffet table, getting all her belly greese/hair on the food.
How about the saddle bags and then the ham hocks, 30% off of those, she might be able to sit in the extra large real chair you haul her around in. She's so big she doesn't even have Kankles. Her blubber rolls right over her shoes.

So before you start talking "right size" for CVG. You should work on that broken down battleship in the corner of your room, the thing that you kiss everything and say you love her.

Typical regional puke response. Go to college, get an education! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[Big Foot]

ok who was it that has acarpes home address that shut that moron up last time.

 

[comrcap]

No, No. CP's said that the FA's need to lose 30% body fat to lighten up the galley !

 

[Farfugnügen]

No, No. CP's said that the FA's need to lose 30% body fat to lighten up the galley !

Yep, I can vouch for this... The last FA I flew with was so big, I swear, her arms were at continuous flaps 45.. Looked out my window and swore my little CRJ-100 had slats.

What happened to the days where FA's were so hot, they added an extra 1,000 FPM all the way up to FL360?

 

[acarpe3448]

No, No. CP's said that the FA's need to lose 30% body fat to lighten up the galley !

No, the Comair Chief Pilot said they were insisting that their new hires must have 30% more multi-engine time! Must have 260 hours Total Time and 65 Hours Multi Engine Time!

 

[Farfugnügen]

No, the Comair Chief Pilot said they were insisting that their new hires must have 30% more multi-engine time! Must have 260 hours Total Time and 65 Hours Multi Engine Time!

Huh huh huh... you're so funny. I mean, you are not only a 767 FO, but a 767 "ER" FO... holy feckin chit, you must be so proud! What does your boyfriend think of your toothpick pecker?



:smash:

 

[laserman2431]

acarpe3448 = pillow biter

 

[flyboyike]

Huh huh huh... you're so funny. I mean, you are not only a 767 FO, but a 767 "ER" FO... holy feckin chit, you must be so proud! What does your boyfriend think of your toothpick pecker?
:smash:

Not only that, but he forgot to use the proper syntax, namely 767-300(ER), the parenthesis being necessary, because the -300(ER) models were technically STC-modified to the ER standard, unlike the -400ERs which were "always" ER. So there.

 

[Rizzo]

acarpe: it would be too bad, not to bad. guess you're the one that needs to go back and get that college education.

posts like yours make me want to make all the regional guys number one, and vector mainline in trail.

 

[Flyguy1226]

Delta sucks!!

 

[acarpe3448]

Huh huh huh... you're so funny. I mean, you are not only a 767 FO, but a 767 "ER" FO... holy feckin chit, you must be so proud! What does your boyfriend think of your toothpick pecker?



:smash:

Boy, you guys sure can dish it out but you can't take it! If you have no good comments do you guys always result to pecker, boyfriend, and your wife is so ugly comments. Who needs to grow up?

 

[acarpe3448]

Huh huh huh... you're so funny. I mean, you are not only a 767 FO, but a 767 "ER" FO... holy feckin chit, you must be so proud! What does your boyfriend think of your toothpick pecker?



:smash:

Boy, you sure can dish it out but can't take it! If you don't have anything to respond do you always resort to the little pecker, boyfriend, your wife is....comments? You need help!