Comair/Mesaba

[tiffanytaylor]

I never heard "aisle donkey", that's funny! see I lightened up

 

[Capt10Matt]

I just asked a simple question and didn't expect such rude uncalled for answers. What professionals you are. NOT.

This suit is greynot. This suit....is-a not grey. This suit is-a grey..................................................................................................................NOT.

 

[Stifler's Mom]

I am now dumber having read this post

Silence, I kill you!!!!!!!!!!

 

[CFIfornow]

NW moved mesaba and compass under one organization but with two separate certificates. It would no tbe unexpected to have the combined organization continue and put wholely owned regionals in the same organization. Makes it easier to dispose of assets when the suits need some cash in the future.

the rumor is that a holding company has been started for this purpose. but unless you know something that you'd like to share with the rest of the class this has not happend (yet)

 

[Raskal]

the rumor is that a holding company has been started for this purpose. but unless you know something that you'd like to share with the rest of the class this has not happend (yet)

Heard confirmation from a few different people (MSP mgt types, not one of us rumor-loving pilots )on a trip this week that the holding company is indeed real for us and Compass. It doesn't mean much (this is what, our 4th or 5th holding company now?)

 

[WAZUP]

This suit is greynot. This suit....is-a not grey. This suit is-a grey..................................................................................................................NOT.

VERY NICE!!!!!! YEGJEMASH!

 

[JonnyKnoxville]

This suit is greynot. This suit....is-a not grey. This suit is-a grey..................................................................................................................NOT.

WAH WA WE WA WAH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Borat Sagdiyev: What kind of car can I buy that attract woman with shaved vazhïn?
Car Dealership owner: That would be a Corvette. Or a Hummer.
[starts showing Borat cars]
Car Dealership owner: We'll try to help you out here.
Borat: A man yesterday, tell me if I buy a car I must buy one with a ************************* magnet.
Car Dealership owner: He means a car that women like.
Borat: Yes, but where do you keep this magnet?
Car Dealership owner: [interrupts] No. There's no magnet he just means the vehicle. Women love the Hummers.
Borat: Do this have a ************************* magnet?
Car Dealership owner: No. The vehicle itself would be a magnet.
Borat: If I give you good price, will you please put in ************************* magnet?
Car Dealership owner: Yeah but there's no-there's no such thing in this country as a-as a magnet.
Borat: If this car drive into a group of gypsies, will there be any damage to the car?
Car Dealership owner: It depends on how hard you hit them and all that.
Borat: *Hard*
Car Dealership owner: You might-if somebody rolls on the windshield, they could crack your windshield.
Borat: How fast do I need to go to guarantee I kill them?
Car Dealership owner: Uh-let me tell you something with this vehicle here probably doing 35-45 miles per hour will do it.
Borat: Great! When I uh, buy my wife, at the start she was uh, cook good, her vazhïn work well, and she strong on plow. But after three years when she was fifteen, then she become weak, her voice become deep: BORAT BORAT, eh, she receive hair on chest, and vazhïn hang like sleeve of wizard.
Car Dealership owner: Huh-Jesus...
Borat: How do I know that this will not happen with the car?
Car Dealership owner: Chevrolette guarantees you that with a warranty.
Borat: I like-a very much buy this Hummers, how much is it?
Car Dealership owner: Fifty-two thousand.
Borat: I am looking for something between um, six-hundred to uh... six-hundred and fifty dollars.
Car Dealership owner: We don't have any cars for six-fifty that you can buy. I might be able to sell you a wholesale car, a car with a lot of miles for seven-hundred with no warranty

 

[www.]

I never heard "aisle donkey", that's funny! see I lightened up

How about tray lizard?

 

[WAZUP]

WAH WA WE WA WAH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Borat Sagdiyev: What kind of car can I buy that attract woman with shaved vazhïn?
Car Dealership owner: That would be a Corvette. Or a Hummer.
[starts showing Borat cars]
Car Dealership owner: We'll try to help you out here.
Borat: A man yesterday, tell me if I buy a car I must buy one with a ************************* magnet.
Car Dealership owner: He means a car that women like.
Borat: Yes, but where do you keep this magnet?
Car Dealership owner: [interrupts] No. There's no magnet he just means the vehicle. Women love the Hummers.
Borat: Do this have a ************************* magnet?
Car Dealership owner: No. The vehicle itself would be a magnet.
Borat: If I give you good price, will you please put in ************************* magnet?
Car Dealership owner: Yeah but there's no-there's no such thing in this country as a-as a magnet.
Borat: If this car drive into a group of gypsies, will there be any damage to the car?
Car Dealership owner: It depends on how hard you hit them and all that.
Borat: *Hard*
Car Dealership owner: You might-if somebody rolls on the windshield, they could crack your windshield.
Borat: How fast do I need to go to guarantee I kill them?
Car Dealership owner: Uh-let me tell you something with this vehicle here probably doing 35-45 miles per hour will do it.
Borat: Great! When I uh, buy my wife, at the start she was uh, cook good, her vazhïn work well, and she strong on plow. But after three years when she was fifteen, then she become weak, her voice become deep: BORAT BORAT, eh, she receive hair on chest, and vazhïn hang like sleeve of wizard.
Car Dealership owner: Huh-Jesus...
Borat: How do I know that this will not happen with the car?
Car Dealership owner: Chevrolette guarantees you that with a warranty.
Borat: I like-a very much buy this Hummers, how much is it?
Car Dealership owner: Fifty-two thousand.
Borat: I am looking for something between um, six-hundred to uh... six-hundred and fifty dollars.
Car Dealership owner: We don't have any cars for six-fifty that you can buy. I might be able to sell you a wholesale car, a car with a lot of miles for seven-hundred with no warranty

I get a step for porch he get a step for porch. I get a glass for window he get a glass for window. I get clock radio he cannot afford, great success!

 

[avrorj-85]

New CEO?

Heard confirmation from a few different people (MSP mgt types, not one of us rumor-loving pilots )on a trip this week that the holding company is indeed real for us and Compass. It doesn't mean much (this is what, our 4th or 5th holding company now?)

Maybe they will bring Axle, er I mean Paul Foley in to run the new holdings company. He is an expert on such things and will be out of a job soon... What does Paul Foley do anyway?