Colgan Slogans......

[aurip]

"Whatever..."

"Just MEL it!"

"We know it's a holiday weekend and all, but can you pick up this trip?"

Wow. Do they actually ask you if you can pick up a trip at Colgan? At ASA they call you hysterically laughing and tell you to be at the airport or you get a trip failure.

 

[Bavarian Chef]

I never chech out the Regionals section and I have no clue why I clicked the New Posts button, but glad I did. This is the funniest muthaf-in thread on the block.

 

[belchfire]

Colgan...treating our pilots like fungi..."keep them in the dark, and feed them sh1t!"

"Lance" (in most intimidating deep, officious voice) "Your tie is not up to uniform specs."

Nice avitar though...hehehhehehehehehe

BTW you should be on the lookout for a guy that was once just barely senior to me as a new arrival in your in your training department... hehehehehehehe...oh well. Don't worry, porn had pretty well clotted up his computer and he wasn't a uniform nazi.

Booohahahahahahahaha!

 

[Prop2Jet]

Anyone fly the airplane with the MEL sticker for Porn?

 

[OnTheRocks]

Colgan........Lamda Lamda Lamdas of the skies....and dont forget our lovely Omega Mus

 

[Prop2Jet]

Nice one!

These were new CONOPS for our CFM. I think the company is instructing us how to be responsible on our overnights!


1. Cover your stump before you hump
2. Before you attack her, wrap your whacker
3. Don't be silly, protect your willy
4. When in doubt, shroud your spout
5. Don't be a loner, cover your boner
6. You can't go wrong if you shield your dong
7. If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it
8. If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey
9. If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize
10. It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter
11. She won't get sick if you wrap your dick
12. If you go into heat, package your meat
13. While you're undressing venus, dress up your penis
14. When you take off her pants and blouse, slip up your trouser mouse
15. Especially in December, gift wrap your member
16. Never, never deck her with an unwrapped pecker
17. Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool
18. The right selection will protect your erection
19. Wrap it in foil before checking her oil
20. A crank with armor will never harm her
21. No glove, no love!

 

[Grey Ghost]

ORF JAck for President!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[sktwstdfrk]

"You give us 22 minutes, we'll give you 22 more before you can take a piss again."

"Your fears. Delivered."

"Expect more. Pay Less. Get less than expected."


Thanks to Wiki for the ideas ... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_advertising_slogans

 

[OnTheRocks]

its kinda like a 2 handed prostate exam....but its cool, were used to it

 

[sktwstdfrk]

its kinda like a 2 handed prostate exam....but its cool, were used to it

You mean when the two hands are on your shoulders and the prostate is still being examined?