Colgan bottle openers

[GEORGE DUBYA]

Has anyone gotten a hold of these. I have lots. They are cool. They encourage us to drink now. I am going to start hanging them from the sun visors on a chain so nobody removes them from the plane.

 

[Mr Wu]

I was going to get one but it is easier to shove the bottle in your wife's ass and twist it.

 

[GEORGE DUBYA]

My wife died thanks.

 

[Tram]

Wow.. He musta twisted that bottle a little harder than needed if it killed her..

 

[Mr Wu]

My wife died thanks.

And they buried her with her ass in the air so it could be used as a bottle opener.

 

[GEORGE DUBYA]

Go back to China you rice eating sneaky punji pit zipper head.

 

[Mr Wu]

I'm from Korea.

 

[Turtlesfly]

Now THIS is what makes FI so great!

 

[GEORGE DUBYA]

Flight info rules! It rules!

 

[Sawmill]

Go back to China you rice eating sneaky punji pit zipper head.

Do I detect a hint of racism?