satpak77
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please someone offer guidance before I choke him out or simply poison him at breakfast
Part 91 op, pilots trade every other leg, both "captain"
says "yepper" all the time when he should say "yes, roger, affirmative"
stacks jepp charts, checklist on top of "dashboard" so when power is applied it all falls down into his lap, every flight, like clockwork
grabs his nuts every 5 minutes between cups of coffee and smoking....gives them a good yank
when I tell him, "uh, little below VASI, watch it" he replies "I have runway in sight, you see anything between us and the runway (along with sarcastic laughter - hahahahah)
puts full flaps down at irregular points, somedays its 1000 AGL, other days its 200 AGL, etc, etc
thinks ice doors should come open only when a ice sculpture Swan is on the wiper blades
Missed re-setting pressurization for cruise level one day, I nicely stated "and looks like we need to reset pressurization for cruise" he replied with a 5 minute technical Phd thesis why the system should still maitain proper cabin without controller being reset
hand flies to FL 350 while pax get sea sick
(while hand flying---->) looks down to get a chart or to yank his balls again and almost rolls the airplane
(while I am hand flying) he grabs the yoke to talk to ATC so hard that we turn base everytime he calls Tower
you say "white" he says "black"
likes to argue
You could tell him it is a nice day, blue skies, and he would bitch that he isn't getting actual today
will talk to pax on PA then call Tower 14 times then remember to move switch back to COMM from PA
You could tell him that you killed a bear this year on a hunting trip and he will tell you about a safari where he killed 2 lions
Be the way this guy is 58 yrs old and I am 32
etc etc
again, I am cooking some laced Breakfast bars for this guy
someone step in and stop this train
Part 91 op, pilots trade every other leg, both "captain"
says "yepper" all the time when he should say "yes, roger, affirmative"
stacks jepp charts, checklist on top of "dashboard" so when power is applied it all falls down into his lap, every flight, like clockwork
grabs his nuts every 5 minutes between cups of coffee and smoking....gives them a good yank
when I tell him, "uh, little below VASI, watch it" he replies "I have runway in sight, you see anything between us and the runway (along with sarcastic laughter - hahahahah)
puts full flaps down at irregular points, somedays its 1000 AGL, other days its 200 AGL, etc, etc
thinks ice doors should come open only when a ice sculpture Swan is on the wiper blades
Missed re-setting pressurization for cruise level one day, I nicely stated "and looks like we need to reset pressurization for cruise" he replied with a 5 minute technical Phd thesis why the system should still maitain proper cabin without controller being reset
hand flies to FL 350 while pax get sea sick
(while hand flying---->) looks down to get a chart or to yank his balls again and almost rolls the airplane
(while I am hand flying) he grabs the yoke to talk to ATC so hard that we turn base everytime he calls Tower
you say "white" he says "black"
likes to argue
You could tell him it is a nice day, blue skies, and he would bitch that he isn't getting actual today
will talk to pax on PA then call Tower 14 times then remember to move switch back to COMM from PA
You could tell him that you killed a bear this year on a hunting trip and he will tell you about a safari where he killed 2 lions
Be the way this guy is 58 yrs old and I am 32
etc etc
again, I am cooking some laced Breakfast bars for this guy
someone step in and stop this train
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