Back in the day before you pepsi-generation pilots came along, I remember what checkrides were like.
Engine fire at V1 with multiple bird strike. During climbout, neither bottle worked so we had to fly the plane in a wing-down attitude over water so we could dip the engine in water to put the fire out. Sound easy? Well, while in the water, the propeller would catch a rope from a crab pot placed by the Northwestern. Captain Sig Hansen would come out and yell at us as we flew in ever-tightening circles as the rope wound tighter with each turn. Kind of like tetherball, but with an airplane.
Then we had to climb out on the wing, remove a blade from the other engine while it was producing power, and use that blade to saw off the rope. the plane would violently shudder from the imbalance of the missing blade and we had to get it back on before the engine shook off the plane.
Then it was airwork...turns around a point, usually a tree, and feed the squirrels while doing the maneuver. We then did stalls, usually to about 10' AGL recovery on a predetermined heading to recover. Then a partial panel, single engine NDB approach, INVERTED, with a rolling missed approach follwed by a gear up, no flap landing on a skateboard. Whew. And you guys think you have it tough.