Chart in ASA's D lounge b-room

[JDREsquire1224]

Dude, is anyone like using that chart? I wanna know some results.

 

[Max Q]

Dude, like... more deets please.

-Brett

 

[Stifler's Mom]

Is anyone actually cleaning that place? It smells worse than a barnyard in there.

 

[WalterSobchak]

Is anyone actually cleaning that place? It smells worse than a barnyard in there.

I could make all sorts of "Barnyard Lovin' in Georgia" jokes here but, instead...

I nominate Stifler's Mom to head up the cleaning of said breakroom...anyone second this?

 

[spudskier]

Is red a bad thing? How about stinkyness after asparagus?

 

[Skaff]

Dude, is anyone like using that chart? I wanna know some results.

Dude, like everyone who's anyone uses the chart. It's like, the coolest. You know?

 

[CFI2766]

Subtitles for the chart should read:

1. Hungover

2. Really Hungover

3. Shouldn't be at work.

4. Still partyin'.

5. Still partyin' so much that an ASA FA is lookin' good.

 

[spudskier]

5. Still partyin' so much that an ASA FA is lookin' good.

Hardest I've laughed today :laugh:

 

[JoeMerchant]

...they need to lower the chart for it to be more effective.....

 

[shamrock]

...they need to lower the chart for it to be more effective.....

...or you need to aim higher. I did so yesterday and was very surprised with the results. Turns out I'm well hydrated but also pregnant!

 

[WalterSobchak]

I nominate Stifler's Mom to head up the cleaning of said breakroom...anyone second this?

And, here I am, 17 hours later, realizing I typed "breakroom" instead of "bathroom". I'm awesome!

 

[atlcrashpad]

Subtitles for the chart should read:

1. Hungover

2. Really Hungover

3. Shouldn't be at work.

4. Still partyin'.

5. Still partyin' so much that an ASA FA is lookin' good.

Hells yeah bouyyyyyyyy........

 

[knewhigher]

Hells yeah bouyyyyyyyy........

Your posts are most of the reason why I still browse flight info.

 

[wms]

And, here I am, 17 hours later, realizing I typed "breakroom" instead of "bathroom". I'm awesome!

Whew, what a relief! I thought I peed on the break room wall.

 

[BOX OFFICE]

...or you need to aim higher. I did so yesterday and was very surprised with the results. Turns out I'm well hydrated but also pregnant!

Great! We'll get you on Oprah next week. Oh, wait, she already did the pregnant man story.

Too bad we can't amend the laws of nature to make this concept universal! What do you say, guys?

 

[WalterSobchak]

Whew, what a relief! I thought I peed on the break room wall.

That rug really did tie the room together...

 

[Stifler's Mom]

I nominate Stifler's Mom to head up the cleaning of said breakroom...anyone second this?

No thanks!!!! That room is bad. I guarantee you that if any of the Chief Pilots had to use that place it would be cleaned better.

I guess since it's primarily ATR crews over there, it gets overlooked a bit. You can't hold your breath long enough while standing there, it's toxic.

People can put up as many funny signs as they want, in the end, the BADA BING deserves better!!!!!!!