Catchy flyer for advertising flight

[BoDEAN]

Trying to come up with a catchy flyer to start posting around my area since spring time is on its way.

I am thinking "LEARN TO FLY" is a bit stale.
My goal is to advertise our $49 intro flights and get people in the door to get a taste of aviation.


Any creative people on here care to assist?

 

[ibaflyer]

How about "Quit dreaming... Think PFT"

Just kiddin.....

I guess I won't quit my day job.

 

[Pilot124]

The skies the limit!!! Learn to fly

 

[urflyingme?!]

Get laid, learn to fly
(wishful thinking)

 

[Pilot124]

Chicks dig Pilots...Become a Pilot, get aHEAD

 

[TonyC]

The skies the limit!!! Learn to fly

That's great. The second message, while hidden to the intended audience, is that you don't need to be able to spell in order to fly!


("The sky's the limit!" would be correct.)

 

[BankAccount=0$]

That's great. The second message, while hidden to the intended audience, is that you don't need to be able to spell in order to fly!


("The sky's the limit!" would be correct.)

How about.........
"Learn to fly, then get a job at FedEx and spend all day correcting spelling and grammar mistakes on flightinfo.com"

Just messin with ya Tony.......you da man........

 

[Flying Illini]

Just enlarge ibeaflyer's avatar...
"Posters, $49 plus a free flight lesson."
You won't need any catch phrase then.

 

[skyking1976]

How about...

Get in the godd@mn plane!

Learn to fly. It beats walking.

Flying. The most fun you'll have with your pants on.

Special offer for new students. Free landing lesson with every take-off.

(Insert name here)'s Flight School. We be chillin' like a mofo.

And last but not least...

Spring-steel load testing facility.

 

[TonyC]

How about.........
"Learn to fly, then get a job at FedEx and spend all day correcting spelling and grammar mistakes on flightinfo.com"

Just messin with ya Tony.......you da man........

Yea, I know... I need a life. I just keep cruisin' the board waiting to find a thread where someone is selling a life... then I'll be all set.




How about...

WHEN YOU FLY, THE SKY IS NO LIMIT!

 

[Dubya]

FOR SALE!

One Life!

Slightly used life for sale....2 ex wives, 5 kids, 1 expensive girlfriend, 1 loyal lab, many interesting friends, 2 maxed credit cards, 1 mortgage, 2 boats, 1 set of golf clubs, 1 bowling ball, 1 opinionated mom, 1 immature dad, impressive album collction.
Good condition, low cholesterol, slightly overweight, original paint and trim.
Reasonably priced. Serious inquiries only. Trade-ins welcome.

W

 

[Pilot124]

Thanks Tony....I picked a great day to stop sniffing glue!
All that school and I still write...

 

[Timebuilder]

Just enlarge ibeaflyer's avatar...
"Posters, $49 plus a free flight lesson."
You won't need any catch phrase then.

Or..

"Getting behind? Learn to fly now!!"

 

[BoDEAN]

Thanks

 

[ibaflyer]

Or..

"Getting behind? Learn to fly now!!"

Or how about... Become a pilot and "GET" behind.