Captain Caneman's DC-8 Comedy Video

[DC8Jetdog73]

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[El Guapo]

Cane dude

Caneman,

Don't get me wrong, I think you would be a fun guy to spend two weeks out on the road with. Go out drinking and flirting with girls... YEAAAAHHHAAA!!!

Good luck with your show gig. I like your style, it's different.

 

[JohnnyP]

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scaramunga,

What a great post about the crew members sporting tight tapered jeans and bright white sneakers. Pretty hilarious. I guess theyve been married for some time now. Is that what happens after you get married, you start dressing like jerry seinfeld? Maybe i dont wanna get hitched after all.

 

[DC8Jetdog73]

Hello, I am Caneman

For all the guys, lets see..I have an ATP 14000 hours, 9000 PIC, 6000 PIC Heavy Jet, ASES, Glider-CFI, and F/E. Flying is great and I never planned on quitting. In 2001 Emery Worldwide Airlines locked out all their pilots. They got contractor's (scabs to me) to fly all the freight. They turned in thier certificate to the FAA to get out of our ALPA contract (Screw ALPA), changed the name from EWA to Menlo, and sold it to UPS without the pilots. I miss flying but acting and comedy is more fun to me nowdays. In the old days we flew 12 days a month for $130,000 a year. Now the "Stuff and S**t" I see pays only $60,000 a year for jet captain giving 21+ days a month. I can do the math, not my scene. Flying is fun but its a job not My Hobby. A house in the West costs a million dollars now day. After I got laid off from EWA I lost my 6000' sq foot home and all my money. I'm now poor and live in a 23' RV, but I am Happy. Perhaps I will fly a Biz-Jet soon. But only as the rich guy in the back.

As far as the "Captain Caneman DC8" video..NO FARs were broken. One guys says its not MIA. True, the video is two different trips. The landing was on a short 6000' runway in Europe after a 10 our flight. Its not a hard landing for a DC8, and the GPWS went off because I HAD TO plant it on the numbers for a short field landing. You can here just a few seconds after touchdown 3000' remaining. As far as the gear down at 1000 feet. Thats OK for me. I like to go power idle at top of descent, glide down to 1500' then spool them up for landing without touching the power during the descent. And make all the profiles and speed restrictions on the approach.

I may be a "wierd-stupid-loose-crazy guy" in the videos, BUT when Im flying I always make sure to stay within the FARs and "Saftey is Number One" Im Not A Fool. Just a Comic.....

Look at other videos on my site and please sign my guest book.

Take Care ALL You ALLS..
www.caneman.tv

Here is my audition for American Idol
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[Scaramunga]

scaramunga,

What a great post about the crew members sporting tight tapered jeans and bright white sneakers. Pretty hilarious. I guess theyve been married for some time now. Is that what happens after you get married, you start dressing like jerry seinfeld? Maybe i dont wanna get hitched after all.

yeah ain't it the truth! Sometimes it's so painful when you roll into a bar with your compadre and just when you think it's your lucky night with the ladies you see his braided belt holding up his elastic waisted Wranglers.

 

[DC8Jetdog73]

Be In Caneman's New Video Show

Hello. This is Caneman. Be a part of my new show called, “Caneman’s Pilot Lounge.”
For those of you that do not know me look at my site at www.caneman.tv . Watch my pilot videos and do a search for me on theses pilot boards. On google search for Caneman Videos, or Caneman Comedy.

For those of you that do know me,thank you for your support.

My new project is STARING YOU….what I need are videos of you pilots, either flying in the cockpit, pre-flighting aircraft, flight planning, or just BS’ing about aviation. Small Aircraft to Big Jets. Private Pilots to Airline ATP’s, CFII, Any Aircraft. All videos will be accepted. And be sure to EMULATE ME, Caneman in your videos. Just do your best.

Please keep it clean and loose and the objective is to motivate others, young and old, to bring aviation into everyone’s hearts.

Please send me the raw tape unedited, and I will then edit the videos and host them into a new show. So send me your tapes on mini DV or DVD files that I can copy. Also please send a release that states your name, address, phone number, and that you give me “caneman” permission to use your videos and your likeness in my show.

This is just an Idea, I do not have a lot of money to make this, so for now it would just be for the exposure and glory. For all of us

Please send your tapes to me at

Caneman’s Pilot Lounge
8306 Wilshire Blvd. #47
Beverly Hills, CA. 90211.

Please email me and let me know that you’re sending a tape.
[email protected]

Sincerely,
Caneman