Bush: I'll Bring Troops Home on JetBlue

[CA1900]

"In Texas, we jus' call him 'W'."

They call him "W" so he can spell it. :erm:

"Ah, sir? He's from Connecticut."

I saw this driving up I-84 a while back:

http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/6559/youshouldbefa2.jpg

 

[Axel]

While were at it, it's Super Genius. (I sure hope it's supposed to be capitalized)

You forgot the apostrophe in "we're," although that is offset by your correct use of the apostrophe twice in "it's;" making you one to the good.

We're all Super Genii.

I probably screwed up the semicolon.

 

[Corona]

Comma goes inside the quotes, supergenius.

Heh, heh! You're right! (I looked it up, too!) However, I never claimed to be a supergenius or Super Genius or super genius or whatever...

C

 

[Corona]

While were at it, it's Super Genius. (I sure hope it's supposed to be capitalized)

Capitalizing is done with a proper noun. Zipperhead is a proper noun; supergenius is just a noun, and one that I made up at that.

I'll let you off for the were/we're since Axel already busted you on that, plus we all get tired of doing proper punctuation (and spelling) when posting on these stupid threads.

Back to the regularly scheduled, wanker-filled FI thread...what was this one about?

C

 

[LaGarbage Man]

WRONG!!! Wiley E. Coyote was the first SUPER GENIUS and you sir are NO Wiley E. Coyote. I just can't sit by and watch you take credit from a legend.

 

[se1776]

they did it again

 

[General Lee]

Didn't Jetblue just sign a mx package with IRAQ Air? I thought it said they would fix or give C checks to all of their A320s for FREE, as long as they take our troops out of there. Maybe Neeleman bought off on it. He sounds desperate.


Bye Bye--General Lee

 

[se1776]

they will cancel that one too

 

[Spectre]

Didn't Jetblue just sign a mx package with IRAQ Air? I thought it said they would fix or give C checks to all of their A320s for FREE, as long as they take our troops out of there. Maybe Neeleman bought off on it. He sounds desperate.


Bye Bye--General Lee

Heh General,

Since you are a general, why don't you go over to Iraq and lead our troops? You guys have it all wrong. JetBlue isn't taking troops out Iraq, I heard we're helping the Air Force take more troops TO Iraq so we can mount a spring offensive into Iran. Let's see, we invaded Iraq because Sadaam was a nut, he might have WMDs, and he might aid terrorists. Thus, we should have been in Iran years ago since Iran has a President who is a nut, they already have facilities to make nukes, and they've had a long history of funding terrorist organizations. I give it a few more months. This action has to be taken before a dirty bomb or nuke goes off in New York or DC or LA. Sure, I'm an idiot for saying such a thing. Then again, no one here can say that this won't ever happen given how any terrorist who is determined enough will do exactly that. The US didn't want to go into WWI or WWII or Korea or Vietnam. Nothing against Democrats or Republicans but it was a Democrat that got us into all of those wars eh...but a Republican Nixon that got us out of Vietnam. Clinton got us into Somolia, what happened there? Clinton got us into Yugoslavia and we're still there.

Now, lets talk airline stuff. General, how many times have you heard a Delta customer get off your airplane and say, "Thank you for a great flight, Delta is my favorite airline--you guys are the greatest and I'll never fly anyone else!"

I know where you are buddy, I heard that positive thank you once or twice from a handful of drunk NWA customers getting off our 30 year old DC-9s.

Here at JetBlue, most all of our customers get off the airplane with a smile and say, "JetBlue is the greatest airline I've ever flown on, you guys are the greatest, the TV's and XM radio were awesome, thanks!" Sure, we got a black-eye a couple of weeks ago. No excuses. Give these customers some free tickets and some blue chips and they'll all be coming back to fly us again and again. Maybe some won't. Those who won't will just fly on Delta once and will come back to JetBlue again and again too. Ouch!

New Yorkers are hard to please, but we still get 6 years in a row #1 Best Domestic Airline awards for service. We'll probably still earn that award this year too! Wouldn't that be funny. If you are proud of your Delta product. Great. But more than TV's we have great employees. That's why even TV's on your SONG could not compete with JetBlue. Heck, most of the refunds, round trip vouchers, etc you hear about today with the "Passengers Bill of Rights" were already being handed out like candy for years before the ice storm. Now, it's just in writing for everyone to see.

Ok, now you all think I'm a hard ass. Not really. Yesterday, we were flying a trip from MCO to SWF. The lead flight attendant told me halfway in the flight that the airplane was not stocked with ice when we left MCO. So, on our descent into SWF, I appologized to our customers on the PA stating, "We are sorry for your inconveniece that we were not able to have any ice for your drinks. I guess after our problems we had a few weeks ago, JetBlue doesn't want to have anything to do with ice. Can you blame us?"

 

[FmrFreightDog]

Dad-gum! The article was political satire and it was pretty freakin' funny, if you ask me. Everybody gets a black eye once in a while, just the nature of the business. All you guys are getting way too wrapped up in the personal insult thing, and ... oh forget it.

Grow a G-D sense of humor, would ya? After the reaming we have all taken for the past 5 years, it's the only thing that's going to keep you happy, well adjusted, and not kicking dogs and orphans when you walk down the street. In short, everybody lighten the hell up. dang.

 

[se1776]

Heh General,

, I appologized to our customers on the PA stating, "We are sorry for your inconveniece that we were not able to have any ice for your drinks. I guess after our problems we had a few weeks ago, JetBlue doesn't want to have anything to do with ice. Can you blame us?"

thats pretty sad right there.

 

[AirplanesSuck]

This action has to be taken before a dirty bomb or nuke goes off in New York or DC or LA. Sure, I'm an idiot for saying such a thing. Then again, no one here can say that this won't ever happen given how any terrorist who is determined enough will do exactly that.

You're not an idiot, and you're right. Terrorism is a manageable threat, but never completely preventable. We could level the whole middle east, and some crazy bastard would still blow something up in our country.

Whoops, hijacked the thread.

I really like JetBlue... you guys do a good job. I fly on you guys a lot, keep up the good work.