Budweiser presents...

[210FR8DOG]

Budweiser presents...real men of genius
(background singers)...(real men of genius!)

Today we salute you, Mr. night flyer cargo pilot dude.
(I don't see no sunshine!)

Armed with only a spitcup and a stale bag of Cheetos, you charge off into weather where most educated pilots would never go
(bring on the lightnin'!)

Wearing the same clothes as the day before, and the day before, your sole purpose in life is to get the mail where it goes, in a corroded heap that some call.....an airplane.
(does that thing reeeally flyyy!)

So as you stumble out to the far corner of the airport with one eye open to mount your trustee steed, know this Mr. John Wayne cargo pilot. If you weren't wearing those clothes, or flying that plane, and if we didn't think our friends might see us, we really would...salute you.
(Mr. night flyer cargo pilot dude!!)

 

[supsup]

nice, very nice.

supsup

 

[Dan CFI/CFII]

You really ought to send that to Annheiser-Busch. That cracks me up! Especially the background singer (I love that guy).

Dan

 

[Checks]

Change "Cheetos" to "Popcorn"

 

[210FR8DOG]

cheetos

Now that I think about it, Cheetos is kinda high class for most of our budgets. It is popcorn 95% of the time. But every once in a while, I do treat myself to some Cheetos or Funyons or Nacho Cheese Doritos!!!

 

[Steve]

Re: cheetos

Now that I think about it, Cheetos is kinda high class for most of our budgets. It is popcorn 95% of the time. But every once in a while, I do treat myself to some Cheetos or Funyons or Nacho Cheese Doritos!!!

Nacho Cheese Doritos? You fat cat's sure know how to live!

 

[ExecJetCA]

Remembering from my freight days it would have been stale cold popcorn, usually a day or two old!!!!

 

[Airpiraterob]

yeah, the popcorn is free.....and cold mostly. unless youre in Albany signature, i think its still hot there.

hmm.....you buy the vend-o-dinner-machine cheeze crackers instead of the funyuns because theyve got to be good for you right? arent they?

(i guess thats another one to add to that "you might be a freight dog " list.)

 

[Xfr8dog]

No, its when you start squinting through the greasy thumbprints on the glass of the snack machine trying to figure out which bag has the most ounces....
"Is it Fritos at 2 and 1/4... or Doritos Cool Ranch at 1 and 8/9ths... "
And then you start doing the math... dividing 55cents into fractions of ounces vs. 75cents....




. man its just sad. : - ) .

 

[aviatrix]

Armed with only a spitcup and a stale bag of Cheetos, you charge off into weather where most educated pilots would never go(bring on the lightnin'!)

Spitcup?!?!?! You haven't picked up any new bad habits now, have ya?
Did you get "the stuff" sent in yet?!?!? Time's a-wastin'!

 

[belchfire]

How 'bout the battered stanley
thermos, crushed pack of camels
...er popcorn, yum! We had a sixpack
that was so wore out the gap under
the door would not only suck out your
charts/plates, it got half a bag of
popcorn once!!!

Don't worry guys and gals.
I got all these pass priveledges now,
still don't make enough to go
anywhere!!!

Be safe!

 

[uscpilot]

popcorn???

Dude get a day run, and endulge in the free Otis Spunkmeyer (sp?) cookies. If you are in Georgia then it would be the Jimmy Carter Special, peanuts!!
usc

 

[dispatchguy]

You really need to send that in to Anheuser-Busch, or their AD agency if there is a way to find that out.

While it might be too specific (ie, the joke would probably be lost on most people), to those in commercial aviation, we'd fall off our couch laughing our arse off!

 

[Checks]

I cant believe I am adding to this thead AGAIN.

You dont need to get a day shift to enjoy those cookies. At night, I used to raid the freezer at LUK and eat the frozen cookie dough.

Good stuff and it beat trying to figure what has more ounces(M&M's or Snickers?)

 

[Wankel7]

Omg, I thought I was the only one who squinted at the onces of vending machine food

That is a good little song.....be sweet to hear it on the radio!

Wankel

 

[freightdoggie]

Not sure if you sumbitted it to Anheuser Busch, so I forwarded it to there customer service and received this reply:


Dear ........
On behalf of Anheuser-Busch, we thank you for your idea. Your interest in our company is truly valued.

Anheuser-Busch creates all advertising themes, slogans, promotions, and new products either internally or through third parties under contract with our company.

To avoid any misunderstandings, we do not accept ideas by persons who are not directly associated with Anheuser-Busch.

Again, thank you for contacting Anheuser-Busch. We hope that your interest in our company will continue into the future.



Your Friends at Anheuser-Busch

1-800-DIAL-BUD (1-800-342-5283)

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