Budweiser presents...

[210FR8DOG]

Budweiser presents...real men of genius
(background singers)...(real men of genius!)

Today we salute you, Mr. night flyer cargo pilot dude.
(I don't see no sunshine!)

Armed with only a spitcup and a stale bag of Cheetos, you charge off into weather where most educated pilots would never go
(bring on the lightnin'!)

Wearing the same clothes as the day before, and the day before, your sole purpose in life is to get the mail where it goes, in a corroded heap that some call.....an airplane.
(does that thing reeeally flyyy!)

So as you stumble out to the far corner of the airport with one eye open to mount your trustee steed, know this Mr. John Wayne cargo pilot. If you weren't wearing those clothes, or flying that plane, and if we didn't think our friends might see us, we really would...salute you.
(Mr. night flyer cargo pilot dude!!)

 

[supsup]

nice, very nice.

supsup

 

[Dan CFI/CFII]

You really ought to send that to Annheiser-Busch. That cracks me up! Especially the background singer (I love that guy).

Dan

 

[Checks]

Change "Cheetos" to "Popcorn"

 

[210FR8DOG]

cheetos

Now that I think about it, Cheetos is kinda high class for most of our budgets. It is popcorn 95% of the time. But every once in a while, I do treat myself to some Cheetos or Funyons or Nacho Cheese Doritos!!!

 

[Steve]

Re: cheetos

Now that I think about it, Cheetos is kinda high class for most of our budgets. It is popcorn 95% of the time. But every once in a while, I do treat myself to some Cheetos or Funyons or Nacho Cheese Doritos!!!

Nacho Cheese Doritos? You fat cat's sure know how to live!

 

[ExecJetCA]

Remembering from my freight days it would have been stale cold popcorn, usually a day or two old!!!!

 

[Airpiraterob]

yeah, the popcorn is free.....and cold mostly. unless youre in Albany signature, i think its still hot there.

hmm.....you buy the vend-o-dinner-machine cheeze crackers instead of the funyuns because theyve got to be good for you right? arent they?

(i guess thats another one to add to that "you might be a freight dog " list.)

 

[Xfr8dog]

No, its when you start squinting through the greasy thumbprints on the glass of the snack machine trying to figure out which bag has the most ounces....
"Is it Fritos at 2 and 1/4... or Doritos Cool Ranch at 1 and 8/9ths... "
And then you start doing the math... dividing 55cents into fractions of ounces vs. 75cents....




. man its just sad. : - ) .

 

[aviatrix]

Armed with only a spitcup and a stale bag of Cheetos, you charge off into weather where most educated pilots would never go(bring on the lightnin'!)

Spitcup?!?!?! You haven't picked up any new bad habits now, have ya?
Did you get "the stuff" sent in yet?!?!? Time's a-wastin'!