Britt Air - New Airline??

[bobbysamd]

After reading it, Bobby, I don't think I'd even let him mow my lawn.

Wait 'til he turns sixteen and can look for work. That should be rich.

Shall we nominate "Britt" into the flightinfo.com annals currently populated by the likes of Mr. Concorde?

 

[Ty Webb]

I guess I missed "Mr. Concorde", but I have a feeling our boy Britt is well on his way to achieving Flightinfo.com notoriety.
Funny thing is, Bobby, I started my own little "airline" when I was 27, and operated it for about three years, doing St. Pete/Key West flights using Chieftains and a DC3. . . . I could have benefitted greatly from this board, had it been around then.

Now, an adult would know that this board could have been a useful tool, and would have acted in a professional manner . . . but a kid, well a kid barges in here hollering and screaming and cussing and whining . . . . and that is why kids should stick to mowing lawns.

 

[JAFI]

I think many of you are too hard on the 15 year old Lawn Tycoon. If he wants to put together a 767 out fit, I say "Have at it". He can make an easy transfer from his experience mowing lawns to heavy maintenance planning on the 767. With Flight Sim 2000 he can do proving runs on all the international flights changing the weather and aircraft conditions. His four letter words he posted on this board can be directly transferable to many foreign languages. When he is able to drive a car, he can drive himself to meetings. But in many states he will have to be home before dark (until he is 18 when his driving privileges increase to drive after dark). He seems to have the support of the town fathers so money will not be a problem.

Go for it. You can call the airline "Turf-builder" and paint the airplanes green.



Should we tell him the old saying: "In aviation to make a small fortune you need to start with a big one"?

I hate to be negative but there have been too many "airlines" that have spent millions just trying to get set up and never turn one revenue dollar.

But, this is America and every kid is intitled to dream. Besides he can always fall back on mowing lawns if the airline goes bust....

JAFI

 

[bobbysamd]

Britt and Mr. Concorde

I guess I missed "Mr. Concorde" . . . .

He was this fourteen or fifteen-year-old who was trying to BS people two years ago that he was a Concorde captain. He was unmasked quickly after the knowledgable people here raised doubts about how he built his time, and started asking questions about Concorde tire pressures and heat coefficients, etc. He, TABExpress F/O and, now, Britt, are cut from the same bolt of cloth.

I started my own little "airline" when I was 27, and operated it for about three years, doing St. Pete/Key West flights using Chieftains and a DC3. . . . I could have benefitted greatly from this board, had it been around then.

The difference is you were an adult and this kid is . . . . a kid.

I second your comment about the board. Had it been around when I was trying to forge a career I might have made much different decisions.

. . . . and that is why kids should stick to mowing lawns.

I would not trust a kid like Britt with a lawnmower under any circumstances. Scott's, anyone?

 

[bobbysamd]

Young entrepeneurs

I think many of you are too hard on the 15 year old Lawn Tycoon. If he wants to put together a 767 out fit, I say "Have at it". He can make an easy transfer from his experience mowing lawns to heavy maintenance planning on the 767. With Flight Sim 2000 he can do proving runs on all the international flights changing the weather and aircraft conditions . . . .

Gee, Mr. JAFI, you sound like just the guy to be his POI.

He seems to have the support of the town fathers so money will not be a problem.

The town fathers are as much a bunch of cretins as he is by supporting him. They should, instead, put their money behind the Mayo Clinic.

I do want to say something about young entrepeneurs. Some really know their sh!t. Michael Kobold founded the Kobold Watch Company when he was something like nineteen years old. Kobold watches are considered to be world-class. Someone like Michael Kobold should be vying to be The Apprentice - except that he might have to take a pay cut!

 

[JAFI]

Gee, Mr. JAFI, you sound like just the guy to be his POI.

No thankyou, I have enough headaches. With this certification, I bet the POI would go directly to killer migranes and start looking for an AK47.

JAFI

 

[User546]

Sounds to me like another "virtual airline" game that provides mental masturbation for a bunch of teen geeks that haven't discovered girls yet.

They make up their own livery, pick their equipment, and go through all these elaborate exercises, all in an attempt to escape for a few hours, from a world filled with "Snuggies" ""Swirlies" and ridicule.

Ty, that has quite possibly got to be one of the funniest things I've ever read on here! No one could've put it better!

 

[User546]

Britt showed me his financial records and bank statements, and his lawn company made over $7,600 in 2 months, $6,500 of which, was pure profit.

Sh1t boy... I made more then that LAST MONTH just off my real estate. That doesn't include my flying paycheck.

Since when was making $45,000 a year cutting lawns make you competitive in the "starting an airline" business. Obviously you are somebody that has ZERO understanding of money and how it relates to real life. I spent more then $7,600 on one vacation last year. You don't impress me talking about making $7,600 in TWO MONTHS!

Now what we both know where we stand, I'm going to give you a collective FlightInfo: STFU already!

 

[FlyingBuckI]

Brittain Koball, who is running this project, came and spoke to the untire board. They approved his plan with flying colors, and he is in the process of gaining funds

Let's hope this kid understands he needs support and approval from a lot more than the Rochester City Cousel.


Good luck, young Britt, and may the force be with you...hey, wait....you could make it a star wars theme! That would totally r0x0rz!

 

[goaliemn]

Get over the fact that my family is successful, and your a bunch of mid-aged queers. .

Apparently no male flight attendants on Britt Air

 

[jbDC9]

I don't mind blows to my idea, in fact I encourage them....from knowledgeable individuals in the aviation industry. Not a bunch of low hour pilots. This guy with the username Ty Webb......is a faggot. I don't give a dropplet of #@% whether you guy's approve of what I'm doing or not. So many good men, and EXPERIENCED ones at that, are helping me put my project together. So do me a favor, get a life......get on a sports team or maybe get some friends if you can.....and get the f*** off my idea!!

I DO NOT want to see your gossip in this forum again. Get over the fact that my family is successful, and your a bunch of mid-aged queers. I am going places(and not Cincinnati, because we won't serve that), so get over it.

O and ummmm...f*** off my spelling. You have real problems if you sit on your computer and tell people they are spelling things wrong.

Well now, that was fun and enlightening wasn't it? Let's see now... low hour pilots? Really? I'm around 13-14,000 hrs, how many do you have? Middle aged queers? Well, at 36, I might be middle aged, but not queer. My wife wouldn't approve. Your family is successful? Oh boy, how lucky for you! We were never under that fact, and really don't care about the success of your family... it wasn't even mentioned until you brought it up.

F*** off on your spelling? Why? Your spelling and grammar is awful! On your website and your post above, your spelling is crap and it makes you look stupid. How are you going to attract serious investors when you sound like a pimple faced kid getting excited about running a Flight Sim Virtual Airline? You might also try to act just a wee bit more mature... coming to this board and reacting as you did to some criticism, well, it's just silly and childish. You want to be taken seriously, yet you spout off like a fourth grader when things aren't going your way. Good job.

And you're telling us to get a life? I find that rather amusing...

 

[TrafficInSight]

Alienating pilots already... he's got this airline management thing down

 

[bobbysamd]

Brittan Koball google

Just for fun, I googled "Brittan Koball" and this thread from another aviation board came up.

Enjoy!

BTW, further to jbDC9's comments, 4565 hours being low time is news to me as well.

 

[HowlinMadMurdoc]

It appears http://flybritt.com has been disabled...

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So the question is...

Did the kid get tired of the teasing on various different forums?

Or

Did the kid have all his "experienced" staff quit on him since he wasn't paying them a salary?

Or

Did reality finally hit hard? That he FINALLY figured out his plan was just not well conceived and that many other start-ups have come and gone?


Inquiring minds want to know since he had all the answers on how to be a successful start-up airline...

At age 15.

HMM

 

[mzaharis]

Of course he was a successful airline owner - he lost less money than most airlines . . .

 

[goaliemn]

He must've done something to piss off his investors..

 

[bobbysamd]

Britt Koball

All of you are wrong. It's springtime; lawn mowing season has arrived!

 

[NuGuy]

All of you are wrong. It's springtime; lawn mowing season has arrived!

Or room cleaning season. Maybe he had his computer privileges revoked for teasing his sister...

Nu

 

[aeronautic1]

Extensive Aviation background...

... and passion.

I found where he has gotten his aviation background. He is a pilot for Air Pacifica
www.airpacifica.org .

http://members.shaw.ca/airpacifica/full_itinerary.htm

If you look down the list, you'll find him.

www.brittiar.com is a dead link.

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Son, your mommas legs have more air time than you do!!

 

[bkoball]

Mr. Brittain Koball speaking

Gentlemen,

After reviewing multiple threads in regard to "BrittAir" I have come to the conclusion that it is simply misunderstood. Billionaire Richard Branson started Virgin Records when he was 16. Now, how would he view your comments? It is a much slimmer rate of success for young people such as myself, but it is certainly not impossible. It would surprise you just how active I am. I am a standard "16 yr old hell raiser" that plays football, baseball and numerous other things. The only thing that seperates me from others, is my passionate dream of starting an airline accomodating vacationers in Rochester, MN. It will happen. Give it time.

Please be a little more open minded and optimistic.

Sincerely,
Brittain Koball