Brand leverage: A Delta pilot in a Delta uniform

[Jar Jar]

I works at GoJets and tuday we got a memo reggardding dci flying. It says that when my flite is late a Delta pilot in a Delta uniform needs to update the pasenjers evry 15 minits. Thats a lot of updateing! I figerd it is ezer 2 ask ur gate ajent if i can haz ur captins to halp make dis pa fo us, we buzy!

 

[coorsFlight]

Easily going to be five pages.

 

[centralpilot]

Well, I won't ever get that 30 seconds of my life back.

 

[stupidpilot]

Learn how to communicate like an adult and maybe you will get an educated response.

 

[say again]

Lame attempt, but do try again!

 

[retired guy]

Jar Jar, you are probably not a dork, but that message that you tapped out with your toes sure makes you look like one. Why not join the big boys and do one correctly? BTW, the majority of the Delta boys won`t be making those Pa`s.