Best Sick call ever?

[ABXbooger]

I recently saw a thread on here with a link to a recorded sick call. Absolutely hilarious. Anyone know where I can find it? I tried a search, no results. thanks

 

[jetlink130]

Maybe?



http://home.hawaii.rr.com/pangloss/images/sickcall.mp3

 

[ABXbooger]

That's it! Thanks. I gotta save it this time, it's goin' in the hall of fame. I have felt like that when they called...

 

[AA717driver]

LOL! I didn't realize TWA had taped some of my sick calls... TC

 

[twgordy]

What's so hilarious about that? That dumba$$ shoud be shipped to Africa and then we'll see how ungreatful he is!

 

[rattler]

I thought it was funny too...Oh well.

 

[XTW]

LOL! I didn't realize TWA had taped some of my sick calls... TC

TC,

I thought it was the salt and lime issues that caused your calls, not whiskey. Whiskey is Cap. Lazy and my "soft" spot!

XTW

PS Pass the Maker's Mark, plz.

 

[EMB170Pilot]

Sorry I've heard a lot better. So what he says F!!!! a lot!

 

[F16TJ]

Those darn whiskey fronts!

 

[Gumshoe]

What's so hilarious about that? That dumba$$ shoud be shipped to Africa and then we'll see how ungreatful he is!

You need to spend a few more months on reserve to appreciate this. I fully ******appreciate this sick call..

Cheers

 

[NuGuy]

That call was classic. The best part was at the end, where after multiple profanities and the offer to place the job in the caller's various bodily openings, the scheduler still asked "so, you're not comming to work?"

Classic....

Nu

 

[hellas]

twgordy: YOURE A F*&^IN DORK!!!!! get a real job and spend some time on reserve...that was the best call!!!

 

[Hugh Jorgan]

There's another one out there where the guy gives a 2-minute dissertation about how sick he is and sorry he can't be at work and just before they hang up, a voice comes over a loudspeaker... "Smith foursome next up on the 1st tee".

 

[twgordy]

F. U. Hellas,
I appreciate you criticizing my opinion.


P.S. I am on reserve....... you dumba$$