Best hiding spot???

[Pilot124]

For those naked pics you used to search for in the cockpit when the autopilot was on?
Best spot I saw was wrapped around the batteries in the flashlight.

 

[enigma]

For those naked pics you used to search for in the cockpit when the autopilot was on?
Best spot I saw was wrapped around the batteries in the flashlight.

Back when I worked dispatch for Conquest Airlines (AUS, 1990) a crew member hid some really sleezy smut (pimples on her behind, etc) in the trip can/ logbook. Well, they had an unexpected tail swap at AUS during a ten minute turn and forgot to sanitize the logbook. The next crew just happened to be getting route check from one of the local Feds. There he sat, wearing his FAA nametag, in seat one, right beside a little old lady. Once they got above ten, the Fed grabbed the can to check the numbers and opened it right in front of the old lady. Of course the can opened up with the smut staring the little old lady right in the face.

Score: indignate little old lady One, red face Fed, zero. Pissed off Fed vs totally unsuspecting flight crew, game-set-match.

The next couple of days was slightly uneasy

Moral of the story, never hid porn in the logbook.

enigma

BTW, I've never, ever found one bit of porn on a Spirit Airlines airplane. Some in the occasional flightbag, none in the airplane itself.

 

[jetexas]

Eagle is pretty serious about porn. Every once in a while a little treat can be found however.
I was riding in the JS of a DAL 727 several years back and a full page centerfold fell from a crack up on the overhead panel on rotation. I knew right then that that was an alright company.

 

[EOpilot]

In the escape rope compartment or behind blank panels (thank God for the company required screwdriver). The best, I think, was inside the red dome lights. You could only see it when the light was on.

 

[SenorSpielbergo]

On Lear 20 series, behind the plastic cover on the center of the yoke (assuming it's not glued in place....at least I think that's glue.)

 

[cargoflyr69]

under the armrests, under the cushion on the jumpseat, in the ashtray, around flashlight batteries, and the list goes on....

 

[Ailerongirl]

I know a pilot who would take sissors and cut out the nipples from a porn spread and place a page reinforcer around it. He'd then pull the plastic centre of the yoke on the Brasilia off, and stick it inside.

What did he call his "masterpiece"?


Microporn!

 

[A Squared]

Re: Re: Best hiding spot???

BTW, I've never, ever found one bit of porn on a Spirit Airlines airplane. Some in the occasional flightbag, none in the airplane itself.

Soooo, you've been looking have you??????

 

[AZaviator]

Inside the wool seat covers of the cockpit seats. I saw this a few times jumpseating on Mesa several years ago. All they'd do is unzip the seat cover, slide the magazine in, then zip back up the cover.

 

[Vector4fun]

Years ago I jumpseated on a B737 with a female Capt. She had a copy of Playgirl and sissors with her, and she took some delight in replacing all the cheesecake she could find with beefcake.

And she found and replaced quite a bit!

 

[FL000]

....at least I think that's glue.

Ewwwwwwwwww.

 

[Spinn555]

...inside the emergency gear extension handle, in page 6-9 of the systems manual, under the chart clip, under the glare shield, gear extension door, seat cushions, spare light bulb case...

 

[goaliemn]

I drove semi for awhile and man.. I thought they were bad with hiding porn.. nothing on you guys. I'm impressed

 

[mar]

10 and 2

Yeah, well, the truckers gotta keep both hands on the wheel.

Pilots, um, nevermind...

 

[goaliemn]

Re: 10 and 2

Yeah, well, the truckers gotta keep both hands on the wheel.

Knees work well for that.. I know guys that used to watch dvds while driving.. magazines weren't too tough to manuver with.. And all the little truckstop porn shops..

one thing I do miss..