I had a thought the other day. I know, that is a dangerous thing. You can't eat beef because of Mad Cow disease. You can't eat chicken, turkey, duck or any other fowl because of bird flu. You cant eat pork because of fat and cholesterol. You can't eat fish because of pesticide runoff and mercury. You cant eat vegetables because of pesticides. You can't drink water because of pesticide runoff, mercury, and chlorine. You can't eat food suppliments and take vitamins because the only they do is give you expensive urine. You can't drink distilled water because it comes in plastic bottles, they give off PCB's and dioxins. The only thing that is safe to do is sit in the corner and wait to die. But watch out for terrorists and meteorites.
Somebody hand me a drink and a cigar.