B-17 crewmember story

[Swede]

Have you ever taken a single physics class in your entire life? You say you have flight experience, but you certainly must have not been paying attention to anything you learned about the atmosphere. I suggest you read this:

http://www.wrh.noaa.gov/Flagstaff/science/contrail.htm

Of course, I'm sure you won't believe it, since it's by NOAA, an EVIL government organization that's probably helping poison the population, right?

Oh, and if you think everything you need to know is on the internet... you need a reality check dude.

Have fun with your delusions.

Actually, I have a Bachelor's degree in Chemistry and a minor in physics. We can discuss Quantum Mechanics if you'd like to... wave-particle duality is a hoot.

Fly-Navy, refer to the dorky-pilot thread. Excess pride in one's military background is a general characteristic leading to dork status. Tell ya what, mount up in your might T34 turbo-beech, I'll borrow an F15 from the 33rd Tac fighter wing at Eglin, meetcha in W151A. Neutral setups, heaters and guns, no kills forward of the 3-9 line. Bring your IP if it'll make you comfy.

 

[A Squared]

Did it ever occur to you folks that ol' Swede here just might be yankin' yer chains?


That being said; for those of you who aren't familliar with the Chemtrail phenomenon, there really are a bunch of people out there who believe this nonsense, and some of them really do build these cloudbusters. You should hear them chatting on their forums about how they added 2 turns of copper wire around each tube to increase the balance of flibbert in the whammazoid beam and focus the glomula flow. They sound like a bunch of 5 year-olds discussing how to make a ray gun (actually a fairly apt description) but they're adults and they're dead serious.

 

[Swede]

Swede... I actually have a few friends that are crows there at the 33rd... I'll make sure to give em a call, up security, and saftey's off for some looney tune running around with his crystal cloud busting decoder ring. I'm praying that you're joking, cuz if not... "this is so good it just has to be fattening!" ~Stewie Griffin

Patmack, I'm from an older generation of 33TFW. Say hello to Opie, I think he's the boss of the Crows these days, not sure of it though. He was a 1Lt when I was there. Tell him Swede (58th TFS) says Hi. Get a shot of Jeremiah Weed from him. Also, ask him about John-Boy, E.T., Paco, and G-Dog.

It's all a gag fellas. I hope there's no hard feelings. There was a big thread a few weeks ago about the chemtrails whackos. I love observations like "Note the convergence of several chemical 'bombers' over the city of Dallas, an obvious population center", as if the existence of a VOR + major airways wouldn't cause this.

The disruptor device is the icing on the cake. For those unwilling to expose themselves to this mind-boggling hooey, here are some choice quotes:

"Orgone generators have the ability to focus life-positive orgone energy and break up areas of noxious, life-draining energies of DOR, a word coined by Wilhelm Reich for Deadly ORgone"

The designer "gains many of his insights about his orgone devices through his wife, Carol Croft and daughter, Nora, both of whom possess serious psychic ability."

"It is believed chemtrails are composed at least in part by an oil based substance of unknown content that is actually being sprayed from jets on populated areas. It has also been found that some chemtrails contain red blood cells, aluminum, mycoplasma, viruses and other unknown biological components."

"CRYSTALS: I glued a double-terminated (two pointed ends) quartz crystal, about 2" long, into a .75” section of garden hose... Another option is to add one citrine gemstone to each pipe before adding the crystal, this smoothes the CB’s energy and helps to transmute negative energies. However, citrine does not seem to make the CB any more effective at eliminating chemtrails. "

And my favorite line...

"Dr. Reich’s Cloudbusters were extremely dangerous when in operation since he had no orgone generator attached to them. Bad orgone does carry a charge which can quickly drain one’s life force away when it’s concentrated in one spot. "

At first it's funny, then it's downright sad/scary at the same time, that we're so bored as a nation, so fat and wealthy, that people have the time to waste on such nonsense.

Again, sorry to yank chains over such an extended period. I just got back from a killer scuba trip to Cozumel to find the joke still had some life. And my sincere apologies to all for totally jacking this thread!

 

[vetteracer]

I suppose this caustic agent would be PRIST. Yes it is very caustic and dangerous to touch in its concentrated form. BUT, airlines do not use prist and it is burned in the combustion process.

Are there any black helicopters involved in this?

Turn the X files off, open the shades on your house, take a deep breath, and everything will be OK.

Mark

 

[Fly Navy]

Actually, I have a Bachelor's degree in Chemistry and a minor in physics. We can discuss Quantum Mechanics if you'd like to... wave-particle duality is a hoot.

Fly-Navy, refer to the dorky-pilot thread. Excess pride in one's military background is a general characteristic leading to dork status. Tell ya what, mount up in your might T34 turbo-beech, I'll borrow an F15 from the 33rd Tac fighter wing at Eglin, meetcha in W151A. Neutral setups, heaters and guns, no kills forward of the 3-9 line. Bring your IP if it'll make you comfy.

Hey dingleberry, I never said ANYTHING about my flying ability or status in the Navy. I know my place, I'm just a T-34 student. Nice try though. By the way, I have a Bachelors in Electrical Engineering, so take your own dorkness elsewhere.

But if we're gonna go at it, I at least get to have a A-34... it's only fair. Oh, and we can duke it out ala WWI... shoot at each other with small arms.

 

[Swede]

Hey dingleberry, I never said ANYTHING about my flying ability or status in the Navy. I know my place, I'm just a T-34 student. Nice try though. By the way, I have a Bachelors in Electrical Engineering, so take your own dorkness elsewhere.

But if we're gonna go at it, I at least get to have a A-34... it's only fair. Oh, and we can duke it out ala WWI... shoot at each other with small arms.

Do the small arms have to be WW1 vintage?

Actually, your entire user profile screams "NAVY", so yes in fact your status in the navy is obvious. Lighten up Francis. I sense you're a bit miffed at having taken the bait so willingly. If you can't accept my earlier apology, well, no more is forthcoming.

Good luck in training. I mean that sincerely.

Swede

 

[pilotyip]

Hi jack warning

This thread has been hijacked, I tell you hijacked, or did B-17's start the chem trails thing? I have seen all those white things coming out of the back of those B-17's

 

[Swede]

This thread has been hijacked, I tell you hijacked, or did B-17's start the chem trails thing? I have seen all those white things coming out of the back of those B-17's

HAHA! Of course, the Germans realized the threat of the chemtrails coming from those B-17's and launched a powerful force of ME109's and FW190's in a vain attempt to halt the spraying. Too bad they didn't have those modern crystal chemtrail busters made from quartz, copper tubes, and powered by psychic life-force and deadly orgone. Lots cheaper than a fleet of fighter aircraft and flak.

 

[Fly Navy]

Do the small arms have to be WW1 vintage?

Actually, your entire user profile screams "NAVY", so yes in fact your status in the navy is obvious. Lighten up Francis. I sense you're a bit miffed at having taken the bait so willingly. If you can't accept my earlier apology, well, no more is forthcoming.

Good luck in training. I mean that sincerely.

Swede

Just for the sake of making things interesting, yes they have to be WWI vintage.

Well, considering my profile says Student Naval Aviator... but uh, sorry man, half the military profiles here say where they come from.

But I never boasted my position as Navy in my reply. That's what I was getting at.

And no, I accept the apology, and I feel duped that I did take the bait. I think it's funny man, I though you would have gotten that when I was talking about going 1v1 with an A-34.

 

[pilotyip]

Hijacked Thread Alert

I tell you this thread has been hijacked. However maybe there is connection, those B-17's left those trails just like the modern jets. Maybe the B-17 were the first chem trail aircraft?

 

[AxisVDP]

I didn't bother to read the rest of the thread after page one, but on the topic of Swede's avatar: He's kidding dumbasses.

Edit: Ok, you guys figured it out.

 

[Fly Navy]

I didn't bother to read the rest of the thread after page one, but on the topic of Swede's avatar: He's kidding dumbasses.

Edit: Ok, you guys figured it out.

Yup. Him and I traded some PM's. Swede is a good dude.

 

[Swede]

Thanks Navy, ditto. Patmack, haven't heard of Dos Gringos, I'd like to, is it on the web?

For those unfamiliar with the drink "Jeremiah Weed", here's the legend... What follows may be total B.S. but this is what I was told sometime around 1985.

Apparently at a Red Flag exercise some time in the 70's, an F4 crew was forced to jump out after their Rhino crapped out on them. They successfully parachuted into a dry wash. Those familiar with the Nellis range know that it is some of the most inhospitable territory imaginable, nothing but sand and scrub and snakes for thousands of square miles. It also has scattered through it some seriously old mining shacks and camps. Quite a few hermit types still prospect out there.

Walking up the dry wash, they came to one of these camps. Among the refuse was an empty bottle of Jeremiah Weed. The label of a weed bottle says something like "Jeremiah Weed was a man of adventure, who knew what he wanted and wasn't afraid to take it."

"H*ll I wish I had a swig of this stuff now, I sure could use some." They took the bottle back with them, found more at a specialty liquor store, and it became the shot of choice for most, if not all, USAF fighter squadrons in the 80's. It is 100 proof, a bit too sweet, like Southern Comfort, but in retrospect it goes down too easy and has caused many a forgetful night for me and countless others. My understanding is that it is no longer made. A friend was going to buy a few cases, this was some time around 1988. I'm pretty sure it no longer exists... can anyone correct me?

Anyway, that's the "weed" story. We'd raise a few eyebrows chanting "weed, weed, weed" on Fridays, as squadron visitors thought we wanted to load a bong or do some fatties.