KeroseneSnorter
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Multible Choice. Pick the most correct answer.
1. Which engine is the critical engine?
a. The one that just quit.
b. The one still running.
c. The beer cooler compresser.
2. Which is more slippery?
a. 2380 turbo oil.
b. A CEO's good faith barganing.
c. The top step of the jetway.
3. Which will cost you the most?
a. A new Ferrari.
b. A new Boat.
c. A fling with a Flight Attendant.
4. Which is the best use of a trim tab?
a. Neutralize control pressure.
b. Correct for the control rigging of the farmed out maintenance.
c. Correct for the hefty sized Flight Attendant roaming the aisle.
5. What is the primary use of the outflow valve?
a. Regulate cabin pressure.
b. Ensure cabin bumps to annoy passengers.
c. Normalize burrito anomalies.
6. Which is the worst senario?
a. Engine failure at V1.
b. Engine failure after V1.
c. Engine failure in Cleveland.
7. Which is the better career choice?
a. Major airline pilot.
b. Regional airline pilot.
c. Plumber
8. Which aircraft system is the most important to the pilot.
a. Engines
b. Avionics
c. Lavatories
9. In the event of an accident/incident, who should be contacted first?
a. FAA
b. Director of Operations
c. Your Lawyer
10. Which person has the best career expectations?
a. Airline Pilot
b. Corporate Pilot
c. Wendys Manager
Bonus Question:
You drive out to the local airport and see several pilots around. You really need to get to Vegas in time for happy hour and the wet t-shirt contest. You have to hire one pilot to fly you there. How do you know which one is the best and most experienced pilot?
a. The one in a freshly pressed uniform
b. The one that tells you he is.
c. The one wearing the A-2 jacket with squadron patches on it.
d. The one with his airplanes tail number on his hat.
e. The one with a Gulfstream Acadamy sticker on his flight bag.
f. The one in the bathroom fixing the toilet for some side money to make ends meet.
1. Which engine is the critical engine?
a. The one that just quit.
b. The one still running.
c. The beer cooler compresser.
2. Which is more slippery?
a. 2380 turbo oil.
b. A CEO's good faith barganing.
c. The top step of the jetway.
3. Which will cost you the most?
a. A new Ferrari.
b. A new Boat.
c. A fling with a Flight Attendant.
4. Which is the best use of a trim tab?
a. Neutralize control pressure.
b. Correct for the control rigging of the farmed out maintenance.
c. Correct for the hefty sized Flight Attendant roaming the aisle.
5. What is the primary use of the outflow valve?
a. Regulate cabin pressure.
b. Ensure cabin bumps to annoy passengers.
c. Normalize burrito anomalies.
6. Which is the worst senario?
a. Engine failure at V1.
b. Engine failure after V1.
c. Engine failure in Cleveland.
7. Which is the better career choice?
a. Major airline pilot.
b. Regional airline pilot.
c. Plumber
8. Which aircraft system is the most important to the pilot.
a. Engines
b. Avionics
c. Lavatories
9. In the event of an accident/incident, who should be contacted first?
a. FAA
b. Director of Operations
c. Your Lawyer
10. Which person has the best career expectations?
a. Airline Pilot
b. Corporate Pilot
c. Wendys Manager
Bonus Question:
You drive out to the local airport and see several pilots around. You really need to get to Vegas in time for happy hour and the wet t-shirt contest. You have to hire one pilot to fly you there. How do you know which one is the best and most experienced pilot?
a. The one in a freshly pressed uniform
b. The one that tells you he is.
c. The one wearing the A-2 jacket with squadron patches on it.
d. The one with his airplanes tail number on his hat.
e. The one with a Gulfstream Acadamy sticker on his flight bag.
f. The one in the bathroom fixing the toilet for some side money to make ends meet.
