An ATC controller from Spain I know once told me this funny moment in aviation that she heard. I would like to share it with you, have a laugh, and if you would share one too 
Bear with me, as I don't recall it 100%, but I'll try to get the jist of it across:
Chicago Center: American 2320, Center
no response
Chicago Center: American 2320, Chicaco Center, over
no response
Chicago Center: American 2320, you are like my wife, she never listens to me
American 2230: Chicago Center, American 2230, maybe it would help if you called her by her name

Archer

Bear with me, as I don't recall it 100%, but I'll try to get the jist of it across:
Chicago Center: American 2320, Center
no response
Chicago Center: American 2320, Chicaco Center, over
no response
Chicago Center: American 2320, you are like my wife, she never listens to me
American 2230: Chicago Center, American 2230, maybe it would help if you called her by her name

Archer