At your next airport screening request..

stb

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a female to do the search.
Tell the TSA you are a homophobe and are in counceling.
Sure there is a high probability of her/them being a sewer moose but atleast it is a female. Plus we all know fat women try harder to please men.

During the search, keep telling yourself "Women cant keep their hands off me in my uniform."
You can leave a tip for happy ending searches.
There's a party in my pants and your invited.

The one liners are endless...
 

Deli Guy

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Could you request a gay man? I think that would freak them out.
 

andyd

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So....if i'm gay should I request a female to do the pat down? If a cute guy did it I'd probably pop wood and ask him for his phone number or a cigarette.
 

Max Powers

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Roll your tongue all over your lips and moan real quietly. When they refuse the female don't forget to lay it on even thicker with a guy.
 

macdu

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Pop about 2 viagra 15 minutes before the pat down. Really give them some to feel!
 

Axel

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Almost there! ALMOST THERE!!!!!
 

Quiet Flight

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I like the idea of tipping a buck or two. The looks would be priceless.
 

jonjuan

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"I'd prefer a drunk midget if ya' got any."
 

P-Dawg_QX

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"Phew! Last time a stranger touched me like that, it cost me 50 bucks and a round of penicillin."
 
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