ASA MX code red yesterday?

[CFI2766]

Did anyone hear/know anything about a 'Code Red' for the MX folks yesterday morning? On C? Required all of the MX folks to drop whatever they were doing and go to C...


I later spoke with a MX guy who told me that a FAA guy and one of the ASA MX folks got into a shouting and shoving match. Supposedly, APD offered to arrest the Fed for instigating the matter. Anyone else hear about this?

It took nearly a half hour to get a simple mx sign-off...

 

[Beergut]

Did anyone hear/know anything about a 'Code Red' for the MX folks yesterday morning? On C? Required all of the MX folks to drop whatever they were doing and go to C...


I later spoke with a MX guy who told me that a FAA guy and one of the ASA MX folks got into a shouting and shoving match. Supposedly, APD offered to arrest the Fed for instigating the matter. Anyone else hear about this?

It took nearly a half hour to get a simple mx sign-off...

I hope the fed got his a$$ kicked!:beer:

 

[WalterSobchak]

Is that anything like the Code Red issued in "A Few Good Men"? I mean, I would be OK with a Code Red being issued on a Fed.

 

[rightseatjocky]

<Former Marine, I would love to watch this. Nothing better than the FAA getting his butt whooped on the ramp.
SEMPER FI

 

[goahead]

I agree, the majority of them need their a$$ kicked weekly.

 

[Rez O. Lewshun]

FAA Insp: You want answers?
FSDO Manager: I think I am entitled
FAA Insp: You WANT answers!
FSDO mgr: I want the TRUTH!

.....................


FSDO Manager: Did you push the ASA Mech?
FAA Insp: I did the job I was hired to do...
FSDO Mgr: Did you push the Mech?
FAA Insp: You're goddam right I did!

 

[blesko]

probably another late mgm departure......

mx leads are supposedly now wandering around the airplane and checking the plane (and mx can) before flight crews depart to mgm.....

 

[Mesabi Miner]

FAA Insp: You want answers?
FSDO Manager: I think I am entitled
FAA Insp: You WANT answers!
FSDO mgr: I want the TRUTH!

.....................


FSDO Manager: Did you push the ASA Mech?
FAA Insp: I did the job I was hired to do...
FSDO Mgr: Did you push the Mech?
FAA Insp: You're goddam right I did!

"Son, we live in a world that has regs and those regs have to be guarded by men with short-sleave white shirts... Who's gonna do it? You? You Mr. Mx Guy? I have a greater responsibility that you can possibly imagine. You weep for Mr. Busted MX Guy and you curse the FAA. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That Mr. Mx Guy's ticket being pulled, while tragic probably saved lives, and my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about in the crew lounge, you want me on that ramp, you NEED me on that ramp. We use words like coffee, MEL's, violation. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time or the inclination to explain myself to man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the safety I provide and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I'd rather you just say 'Thank you' and get on your way, otherwise I suggest you pick up a clipboard and inspect those shoddy worn-out brakes. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you're entitled to...

 

[Rez O. Lewshun]

nice!

 

[rightseatjocky]

Awesome!!!

 

[rightseatjocky]

Awesome!!!

 

[Max Q]

CFI: Ramper got hurt a little after you left. That's all I know.

-Brett

 

[dispatchguy]

That is absolutely priceless.....

I bow down before thee

 

[B.T.Justice]

Here's an idea...lets keep the airplanes in an airworthy condition, and then mx won't have to walk around them before they depart for anywhere. If crews wrote up broken items and missing placards, and mx checked for this same stuff during line checks, the FAA wouldn't be giving us special attention anywhere. But, when you can get on any airplane....and see several discrepencies without even trying hard...thats a problem.

 

[atlcrashpad]

Did anyone hear/know anything about a 'Code Red' for the MX folks yesterday morning? On C? Required all of the MX folks to drop whatever they were doing and go to C...


I later spoke with a MX guy who told me that a FAA guy and one of the ASA MX folks got into a shouting and shoving match. Supposedly, APD offered to arrest the Fed for instigating the matter. Anyone else hear about this?

It took nearly a half hour to get a simple mx sign-off...

Lt Daniel Kaffee: Col Jessep did you order the "Code Red"?

Col Nathan R Jessep: You're G*d Darn right I did.... bouyyyyyy.....

 

[rightseatjocky]

Lt Daniel Kaffee: Col Jessep did you order the "Code Red"?

Col Nathan R Jessep: You're G*d Darn right I did.... bouyyyyyy.....

Laughing, I was hoping this guy would make a comment. I laugh everytime he does.
Amen brotha!!!

 

[John Pennekamp]

I bet it was James Yates (ATR folks know what I'm talking about).

 

[Stifler's Mom]

You'd think after LW bitch slapped that last fed with her flight bag, they'd learn to leave ASA people alone.

 

[SiuDude]

You'd think after LW bitch slapped that last fed with her flight bag, they'd learn to leave ASA people alone.

The fed is still spinning in circles from that...

Ok, a little bit of an inside joke.

 

[HoserASA]

What exactly happened out there? Anyone know the details? Ed? You can PM me if you know or want to. Thanks.

Hoser

 

[ASA_DFW]

The while dragon lives on forever! And just think, she gets to stay at ASA for another 5 years. Long live the white dragon.

The FBI was called in when she tossed her bag at the Fed. The inspector wanted her arrested and the Feds just laughed at him and walked away.

 

[John Pennekamp]

The fed is still spinning in circles from that...

Ok, a little bit of an inside joke.

Ba-dum-bum Thanks, I'll be here all night! Be sure to tip your waiter and try the veal!

 

[Jmoney]

Code Red......

Maybe James just tried that new energy drink-definitely would call for a "Code Red."

-Sailing the Seas of Cheese......

 

[John Pennekamp]

Maybe James just tried that new energy drink-definitely would call for a "Code Red."

-Sailing the Seas of Cheese......

James on an energy drink? That would be like the squirrel on Over The Hedge when he drinks the energy drink and the earth stops rotating.

 

[rightseatjocky]

laughing, LW was awesome for that. I thought it was great she did that. Honestly, it was blown way out of what is should have been. According to her, it was a huge mistake and it wasn't on purpose at all.
I know her very well and I honestly don't think that she would do something like that on purpose.

 

[FishandFly]

laughing, LW was awesome for that. I thought it was great she did that. Honestly, it was blown way out of what is should have been. According to her, it was a huge mistake and it wasn't on purpose at all.
I know her very well and I honestly don't think that she would do something like that on purpose.

I'm sure she didn't mean to do it on purpose.. One of her other personalities did.

 

[~~~^~~~]

I bet it was James Yates (ATR folks know what I'm talking about).

Milton Waddums ?

 

[John Pennekamp]

Milton Waddums ?

Why the stapler? Getting ready for the merger?

 

[Rez O. Lewshun]

Fins.... whats up with that stapler?

 

[John Pennekamp]

Fins.... whats up with that stapler?

*crickets chirping*