ASA Christmas song

[TOOL CRIB]

Ask him......I'm qualified to pick on his mom, he picks on mine all the time....

Ohhh I've been doing a lot more than "picking" lately imp:

 

[8HourPilot]

See, told ya.

 

[John Pennekamp]

Loved the poem, got another for directly for the porn star? I would love to hear that one.

[To Margaritaville (what else?)]

Packed up my suitcase
Hopped on a jet plane
Ready to take on my new position
But they really hate me
Always berate me
They all say I look just like a porn star

Chorus:
Wasted away again in the A-T-L
Waiting for my Uncle Jerry to call
Some people say it is those mean pilots to blame
But I know, it's my own damn fault

Thought I could do well
But this all has been hell
None of them are intimidated by me
It seems I can't fire them
Who was it that hired them?
I just don't get the union solidarity thing.

[chorus]

I'm goin' back to Salt Lake
These guys I just can't take
None of these guys really do give a F---
They don't have The Vision
The desert I'm missin'
Maybe Bryan wasn't so stupid after all.

[chorus]

 

[fullforward]

[To Margaritaville (what else?)]

Packed up my suitcase
Hopped on a jet plane
Ready to take on my new position
But they really hate me
Always berate me
They all say I look just like a porn star

Chorus:
Wasted away again in the A-T-L
Waiting for my Uncle Jerry to call
Some people say it is those mean pilots to blame
But I know, it's my own damn fault

Thought I could do well
But this all has been hell
None of them are intimidated by me
It seems I can't fire them
Who was it that hired them?
I just don't get the union solidarity thing.

[chorus]

I'm goin' back to Salt Lake
These guys I just can't take
None of these guys really do give a F---
They don't have The Vision
The desert I'm missin'
Maybe Bryan wasn't so stupid after all.

[chorus]

nice:beer:

 

[Ineedabrew]

Deleted due to posting while drinking

 

[John Pennekamp]

Merry Christmas y'all.