Newie and I have agreed about ALPA and Mr. Woerth in the past. Off the record, he agrees with many off us who question ALPA. In fact, when RJDC started, he was a supporter "off the record". I truly believe that Newie understands the problem with ALPA.
You need to worry more about your problem than ALPA's problem. Fix yourself first. There must be some good Psychiatrist in Atlanta that would give you and the girl friend a group rate. You could take family leave for a few years and after the effects of the electric shock treatments are over maybe you could remember where those minutes are that you stole. I'll bet he even has a double wide sofa for your comfort.