Are you a Professional?

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The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you
whether you are qualified to be a professional. Scroll down for each
answer. The questions are NOT that difficult. But don't scroll down
UNTIL you have answered each question!

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?


























The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and
close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things

in an overly complicated way.





2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?


























Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the
refrigerator?





Wrong.





Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the
elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through
the repercussions of your previous actions.





























3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend

... except one. Which animal does not attend?





















Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You
just put him in there. This tests your memory. Okay, even if you did not

answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more
chance to show your true abilities.























4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you

do not have a boat. How do you manage it?













Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not
been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting.
This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.


According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the
professionals they tested got all questions wrong, but many preschoolers

got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively
disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a
four-year-old.
 

Stifler's Mom

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I got the last one correct, but I figured I'd be chased by crockodiles. :) I think I'm ready to run an airline now.
 

MDAutry

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Was this pass/fail credit...
 

Resume Writer

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Hey, I got them all wrong, too! I am certain that my two-year-old would get them all right! :D


Kathy
 

Icelandair

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I got the last one right by saying i would take the bridge across it never said there wasn't one in the question.
 

darkvw

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if not in the reading material or covered in class then it is still testable
 

hobbsmeter

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I didn't have a Gleim to study from so I wasn't ready for the test!
 

AA717driver

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See, the problem is, I'm used to being hung over when I'm taking tests. You need to give us more notice, Kathy. ;) TC
 

Almerick07

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I got one correct and used the bridge theory for the last one....I guess that makes me a 4 year old
 
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