Are There Any Hot Female Pilots?

[flyboydk]

Haha, you sound a little bitter, did a ramper steal your girlfriend?

 

[Sandstorm]

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[ERJDRVR]

Re: hottie at CHQ

know of one at CHQ that can fly, be funny, and Drink my ass under the table with out breaking a sweat! She flies out of the ORL base now if anyone is lucky enought to fly with her you'll know it... that and I hear she is single again! If only could find a partner like that!

Are you talking about the 2 HOT FA's that are pilots??
Saw a HOT BLOND FO doing IOE last week out of CMH..

 

[Stifler's Mom]

Sandstorm,

Humuda Humuda Humuda

 

[JBcrjca]

Say that reminds me....so I'm walking through Terminal 8 at LAX today, and whom do I notice walking right beside me? None other than Stifler's mom!!! I sh!t you not, it was really her....and she looks rough in person, definitely NOT a MILF unless she's been through some heavy-duty makeup and a wardrobe change. Check her out in "Best in Show" too...nice cleavage but not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

 

[jobear]

"I sh!t you not, it was really her....and she looks rough in person, definitely NOT a MILF "
You mean there is something above the Boobs? I allways thought the voices came from there.

Oh well my theory is shot and so is ............

Jobear

 

[Palerider957]

ASA had this really hot ATR Captain......she was a built to be a Playboy centerfold--not kidding. HOWEVER, she was a walking law suit and had several pilots shi.t canned from this airline.

She used to give briefing to her FO's like "don't let my beauty affect you."

She was down at bike week in Daytona when she should have been at work--the company got wise to it and fired her....goodbye baby.....

 

[OldManPilot]

CHQ has some real cuties. MCO base is loaded with better looking F/O's than the F/A's.

 

[belchfire]

Okay, this is a wonderful thread, and
it exemplifies the thought pattern of
males everywhere...and everything
is exagerated in aviation!

There are hot chicks everywhere...but
being short, fat, hairy and poor they tend
to leave me alone. I have seen a few at
most everywhere I have jumpseated. As
to if gals can fly as well as guys, yes...I just
think that a higher percentage of the gals
are in for the wrong reasons...(re: walking
lawsuit mentioned earlier and etc.).

There are two kinds of hot chicks anywhere
1) the ones that know they're hot and use
it to get whatever they want (and they don't
seem to want me darnit)

2)the ones that don't know why everyone
fusses over them. They are really hot!

As far as being a pilot and hot, there is
a gal I used to hang around with that is
now flying corporate...she is an outstanding
aviator and she can fly the he!! out of any-
thing from a cub up, as good as anyone
I know.

Marry for money, then you will be able to
buy what you want...long legs, long hair,
big boobs and bright eyes...(imho)

Or just watch the man show...which really
went west after adam and jimmy left!

The great oriface senses a new poll about
to appear!!! This is so frigging juvenile!
I love it!!!

 

[dhc8ap]

GUYS! GUYS! GUYS!

You are all so flattering but there is only so much of me to go around.




"43,000 Pounds of airplane-You'd better hope I'm having a good day"

 

[choppengruven]

Well guys I'll have to say that I never flew with too many at masaba when I worked there but I know there were some hot ones there.I have Flown with one at FLOPS where I work now and she was an excellent stick.My kinda woman too as she was a cop before and get this she loves Nascar.

 

[Slim]

Last question...

Does her father own a liquor store?

 

[smellthejeta]

Sorta reminds me about the time I worked to J41's, one had an all female crew (CA, FO, FA) and the other an all male crew. I told that to the all guys flight and they just about blew a gasket.

ACA has a fairly hot blonde who is a CA on the CRJ, I think out of ORD, I'm not sure. When I was at ORD once during the winter, there was either light snow or light frost, I can't remember. I asked her, "Do you want the trucks?" She told me she thought I said, "Are you in charge?"

Later, I heard the FA telling her that some guy asked if the CA was female, and almost fell over when he found out she was pretty hot. I told her, "Ma'am, you don't want to know what I was going to say to you when you thought I asked if you were in charge." The FA said, "You can tell me if it's not obscene." I said, "OK, it doesn't matter how many stripes you wear, it's always the man who is in charge." The FO just sat there and said nothing (good boy) and the CA replied w/o skipping a beat, "It's obvious you have never been married."

NW has a fairly butchy DC9 CA. My supervisor looked at me and said, "You know that's a man, right?"

I think my favorite (and most embarassing) stories occur on the corporate sides. There are a lot of corporate flight crews that have no uniform, and there are very very few female pilots. This one chick in a challenger walked up to me, handed me a pair of chocks, and gave me a list of things like she was the flight attendant. I walked out to the aircraft, and there was a pretty fairy looking guy in the galley. "Sir," I asked, "Can I see your FA?" "I am the FA." "No, I want to speak to your other FA." "I am the only FA." "You mean to tell me the hot chick in the sleeveless red top is a PILOT?" "Yeah. She's up front."

Then she turned around and waived. **CENSORED****CENSORED****CENSORED****CENSORED**, was I embarassed.