Are airlines offering to pay off school loans?

[LearLove]

I just got the memo from my company - they said to submit the remainder of your college nut and they will cover it. It also said that if you have had penis enhancement surgery in the past 4 years they will cover that too.

 

[Quack]

I just got the memo from my company - they said to submit the remainder of your college nut and they will cover it. It also said that if you have had penis enhancement surgery in the past 4 years they will cover that too.

Really? My company will only pay if we've been spaded or neutered. Guess i should've thought about the enhancement before i had my ballz chopped off...

 

[daviator28621]

Piedmont paid off my school loan and I still got the 5K bonus. Then they fired me and sent me a bill.

 

[Sig]

It also said that if you have had penis enhancement surgery in the past 4 years they will cover that too.

Foreskin restoration?

 

[RemoveB4Flght]

I'd be happy if they paid off my bar tab and IOU's at all the stripclubs

 

[dingo222]

loans? Don't sweat the small stuff. Just default on the sucker. You will be a newly minted RJ pilot, jetsetting all over the country. You will never be home so the bank will never find you. 7 years later and Presto! The loan is gone! Take a job with Kung-Pao airlines in china for a few years so the IRS can't intercept your tax refunds. some other alternatives might be:
www.goarmy.com
www.americorps.org

seriously, i haven't heard of a company that will pay off the loans. I think a few offer tuition re-imbursement though.

 

[PA44Jockey]

"My brother's, girlfriend's, sister's, friend, heard from this guy, that Farris passed out at 31 Flavours last night. I guess it's pretty serious" Bueler?

 

[Salukipilot4590]

I really wish this board had the funone as an emoticon...

This entire thread deserves one:

http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f136/owmyspinalchord/smilies/funone3rt.gif

 

[CX880]

He probably means paying off the training contracts.

 

[ASA_Aviator]

I don't think so.

As a matter of fact, the chances of this EVER happening are absolutely ZERO... As close to total nothingness as mathematics can define!

Some airlines have considered it, but none are at this time. It isn't out of the realm of possibility, especially as things get tighter over the next year.

Before this whole shortage is over, some airlines will be paying for training ab-initio. There just aren't enough people in the pipline for the number of jobs that will be open.