Anyone Have Their Major Airline Decline Unemployment Benes

[PRINCE AKEEM]

Ways to avoid living on the street..

1) Don't become an airline pilot.
2) If you do become an airline pilot,don't get married.
3) don't have children.
4) most important, Don't become a coc$ wad airline pilot that pisses away money on useless $hit to impress the ladies or neighbors. Your neighbors don't really care as much as you think they do. The ladies don't know that that you suffer from small penis syndrome. That is, until after dinner you walk her out to your Hummer.

You managed to live on that commuter salary.
You made it to work, didn't starve to death and probably got some tail. Give yourself a small raise every 5 years or so and live at or below your means, with an occassional splurge to keep your sanity.
When the $hit hits the fan, you'll be ready.

Alot of great programs out there. In life, the only person you can depend on is YOU.

I'm out. One more Ambien with a J.D. chaser. time to call it a night.

Ron, you are wise beyond your years...(now put your dam tie on <inside joke>)