Wallawallabingbang traffic, Uncle Monkey Titibar Sugar Niner is thirteen point two miles out over the chicken farm on a really wide left base for the one runway that goes north. I am a green airplane with yellow stripes. I am wearing a plaid shirt with long sleeves. My turnons are turtles that eat lettuce, and electricity. I'm a Leo and answer to the name of "Chuckles" on Wednsdays at the Met. Any inbound traffic advise, please.
Land uphill takeoff down, wind notwithstanding. Except Wednsdays.
Land uphill takeoff down, wind notwithstanding. Except Wednsdays.