Those ALPA lanyards are real cool. It's the best way to let others know that you're an airline pilot. I wonder when ALPA is going to make lanyards with big font that say "Alpa done good fer me"
Do you have a HoJet lanyard that says "Will screw over other pilots for food"?
Oh, I almost forgot, nobody at your sham company has the guts to wear anything that identifies themselves as an employee of that dirtbag operation.