All I want for Christmas

[BLing]

and for my g/f to let me stick it in her butt

Your g/f let me give it a try....

 

[sleepy]

a dirty sanchez?

How about a "donkey punch" to go with it?

 

[airchristyle]

Management to give whatever you Cap's and FO's want

and the Lakers beat the Heat on Christmas Day. Kobe, where ya at?!!!

 

[taters]

Stir my vanilla

Your g/f let me give it a try....

Jesus I have to do eveything for you....Remember when I got you laid for the first time ?? "Samantha" I think it was....and you wanted seconds on that a$$ to. But any way , if you wanna stir my vanilla go right ahead

 

[BLing]

Jesus I have to do eveything for you....Remember when I got you laid for the first time ?? "Samantha" I think it was....and you wanted seconds on that a$$ to. But any way , if you wanna stir my vanilla go right ahead

Lets go back a few years and remember that fat chick you nailed that walked into your dorm while you were playing flight simulator!!! I think that was around Christmas time as well!