Alaska Pilot Bitten

[ImbracableCrunk]

As long as the door was disarmed, perhaps the simplest solution would have been to let him open it. He steps out into space, legs peddling like Wiley Coyote running off a cliff.

The PD scrape him off the tarmac into the van. Problem solved.

I like it! Who are we to argue with natural selection? He'll probably breed and make more little nutcases now.

 

[ultrarunner]

I'm thinking let the idiot open the door and fall to the ground. Problem solved.