You should post the story behind the guy in the avatar above. Freaking hilarious. He was caught breaking into a home and wearing the old lady's clothes.
DECEMBER 30--Meet Chris Kemp. The 37-year-old Oregon man was arrested for burglary the day after Christmas. He was found in a stranger's home wearing the clothes of the occupant's mother. Read this Gresham Police Department press release for additional bizarre details. As for the below mug shot taken by the Multnomah County Sheriff, no, the image has not been manipulated to make Kemp resemble a light bulb or balloon. And he apparently got those forehead scratches during an earlier encounter with some sort of brier patch, details of which TSG has not uncovered.
(I have a habit of changing my avatar from time to time, so this obviously might not apply in the near future. Also, make sure you click on page 1 of the smoking gun report to get a better look at this freak show)
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