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AirTran Twelve Day’s of Christmas

asaflyer

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I copied this off of another post on APC's website, seems fitting on here as well. Sounds like a disgruntled reserve with time on their hands. Maybe we can get them to post it in the next GO magazine.





AirTran Twelve Day’s of Christmas


On the twelfth day of Christmas my AirTran gave to me,

Twelve hours on duty,
Eleven SAP’s low coverage,
Ten years to upgrade,
Nine dollar tickets,
Eight schedulers crying,
Seven broken recliners,
Six days reserve,
Five ….. URP’s lost pay,
Four years no contract,
Three abused flight attendants,
Two hostage pilots,
And a clueless management team.

Author to remain nameless for fear of being third hostage pilot.

Merry “Holiday” to all and to all a good flight!!
 

Lear70

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FREAKING CLASSIC!!!

I love it, wish I knew who wrote it. :)

Merry Christmas
 

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+1 ....
 

SkiFishFly

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Need to work the new doctors note requirement in there somehow...

"and a doctors note or no sick pay"
 

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heh heh heh.
 

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Working in a weiner wonderland (sung to the tune of "walking in a winter wonderland")


Checkin' in.....run to D-gates
to find your flight's been moved to C-8
the agents are rude.....with bad attitudes
workin' in a weiner wonderland.....

Get on board....now it's so late
the passengers.. are really irate...
you shrug and you sigh....think up a lie....
workin' in a weiner wonderland.

(chorus)
Now management will say they've earned a bonus..
they'll tell you that they are the best around...
It's enough to make you drop a growler..
fuel hedging losses make you frown...

Later on...read a letter
ALPA says...they'll make it better
for now it's low pay.....that's the management way
workin' in weiner wonderland.

workin' in a weiner wonderland (copy dat)

workin' in a weiner wonderland (ain't got no lav service)


many apologies
 

PHXFLYR

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Found this on the USAir teletype in the early 90's during the Christmas rush. Sung to the tune "Let it Snow" and my guess it was written by one of their CSA's

"Oh ,the weather outside is frightful;
The temp is not delightful.
If your gonna be a pain;
Take the train,take the train,take the train."


PHXFLYR
 
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