airplanisms

[avbug]

No, the most dangerous words in aviation are, "Anything you want, dear."

There is nothing better than the smell of smoke in the cockpit.

Remember when sex was safe, and skydiving was dangerous?

Speed is life.

A bear in every cockpit.

 

[flywithastick]

Lots of good ones above.

Don't know why I forgot about this one, being a Cub Cpt...

"Cub's aren't very dangerous. They'll only barely kill you."

 

[ibaflyer]

I always heard it as.... "If it flys, floats or fornicates.... rent, never buy!

 

[slide33]

Try and keep the dirt out of the pitot tube.

 

[TurboS7]

FL180 here we go, Yehaaa. (LR pilots) amazing with the 738 empty I can get a better time from ground to 410 than with the Lear when it was at gross. Not bad.

 

[Dragonbravo]

"If God had intended for man to fly, he would have given him more money."

 

[greyhound]

Pitch + power= performance......

 

[avbug]

738 empty I can get a better time from ground to 410 than with the Lear when it was at gross

That's not compared to a 20 series Lear, is it?

 

[Mogus]

In addition to the three most useless things in aviation: a flight attendant with a chipped tooth.

 

[mar]

You're the money, baby.

"This ain't no hobby. SHOW ME THE MONEY!!!"