Airplanes and Women

[HAZ-MAT]

Lets just hope you dont find any "descripencies" on the preflight... if so we'd just have to MEL 'em

 

[Whirlwind]

Look all ya want, come home to touch.

Yep, but what happens when they catch you looking at your flight instructor?

There are benefits to spending hours on end in the cockpit of a 172 with a beautiful woman who also happens to be one hell of a CFII.

Jason

 

[Lear2460]

Women....

There are plenty of women out there that are the same as me. You have to sit back, and realize, a man will never be the smae as a woman. They see things differently and always will.....

And no matter what...you CANNOT keep a man from looking at other beautiful women, so the best thing to do is look together, don't be jealous, and DON"T look at the other woman to see what YOU have better than her. If your man loves you for who you are, you have NOTHING to worry about.....and if he doesn't than he needs to be honest with himself and move ON if he wants to touch other women OFF the homefront.....


Sleepy at the FBO.......

 

[Whirlwind]

Re: Women....

There are plenty of women out there that are the same as me. You have to sit back, and realize, a man will never be the smae as a woman. They see things differently and always will.....

Yep, they are different... so where have you been all my life?

And no matter what...you CANNOT keep a man from looking at other beautiful women, so the best thing to do is look together, don't be jealous, and DON"T look at the other woman to see what YOU have better than her.

Of course not, it is a reaction, not something we think about. Beautiful woman walks by, we notice. Doesn't mean we're going home with her, just that we notice.

Sleepy at the FBO.......

You're stuck at an FBO? Why aren't you home, sleeping like the rest of us?

Ahh, I need to get to sleep myself, I have to fly in the morning...

Jason

 

[Whirlwind]

But a 150 is sooo much cozier.

Oh, isn't that the truth!!! I've actually flown with her in a 152, but then I went and bought a 172, so we kinda have to go flying in it now.

Besides, as much as I like her, she's already taken, so it doesn't much matter anyway.

Jason

 

[cessna_driver2]

I've never met a guy who thought peanuts were exciting. Obviously I've never met a peanut farmer, but does it help if my handbag came from Sporty's Pilot Shop and can carry 4 Jepp Binders and a headset?

Fly SAFE!
Jedi Nein

Hey you get my vote.

Simple things please simple people. And I am about as simple as they come.

 

[Typhoon1244]

I've actually flown with her in a 152, but then I went and bought a 172, so we kinda have to go flying in it now.

Remember...size doesn't matter.

 

[Whirlwind]

Remember...size doesn't matter.

Haha!!!

That might well be true, but she much prefers the 172 anyway. Not because she doesn't like being that cozy with me, but because the 172 is far more stable for instrument work.

 

[Typhoon1244]

...the 172 is far more stable for instrument work.

Sounds like a euphamism for "it's easier to get a hummer."

 

[Whirlwind]

Sounds like a euphamism for "it's easier to get a hummer."

Now don't be giving me any ideas...

Then again, the new SP does have an autopilot... Hmm...

 

[TXCAP4228]

Re: Not all women...

2) I don't know...but I can be turned on quickly when the right switched is "flicked"

3) Touch and goes are ok too, as long as you make a full stop eventually

4) A good pre-flight inspections avoids ANY surprises later!

6) Nothing wrong with keeping track of your weight...

7) Nothing says a woman cannot be "flown" either....

13) Being tied down in "rough" weather is a must...

.............................
They say I would look great in/on a Learjet.....a beautiful aircraft for a beautiful woman!

I have two questions:

1) Are you over 20?

2) If you are, will you marry me?

 

[bigD]

1) Are you over 20?

20? Hell, are you over 18?

 

[Lear2460]

Over 20..

I am 23 going on 40......

 

[TXCAP4228]

Re: Over 20..

I am 23 going on 40......

So much for answering my other question...

 

[Whirlwind]

Re: Over 20..

I am 23 going on 40......

LOL! You know just how to tease us men...

Sigh...