Airplane!

[Traumahawk]

Do you know what it's like to fall in the mud and get kicked, in the head, by an iron boot?! Of course you don't--no one does--that never happens. It's a stupid question Ted, skip that.


Sorry, it just felt right to post.....

 

[RUhiring?]

Give me Ham on five....hold the mayo

 

[I.P. Freley]

That's impossible... They're on instruments!

 

[Typhoon1244]

Over Macho Grande...?

 

[Traumahawk]

Where did you get that dress? Its aweful . . . and
those shoes, and that coat, geeeeeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzz.

Getting below 700 now, still going down. 675, 650, 625,
he's holding. . .no, no he's down, he's down.

 

[low-key]

doc: We have to get this man to a hospital!

Elaine: what is it

doc: Its a big building with patients but thats not important right now

 

[skyking1976]

Johnny: To the Tower? Rapunzel. Rapunzel!

 

[generaltso]

Joey, Do you like movies about gladiators?

 

[labbats]

Tell your old man to drag his ass up and down the court for 45 minutes!

 

[crash-proof]

I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue

 

[KATL8R26L]

get this

johnny unplugs runway lights.,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, sorry

so is scraps a boy dog?????

 

[KATL8R26L]

hay

Elane inflate the auto pilot, elane bends over and blows him.
what a screem

 

[T-Gates]

Excuse me Stewardess......I speak Jive

 

[Patriot328]

I can't believe no one has posted the most important line in the movie:


"Airport management, the FAA, the airlines... THEY'RE ALL CHEATS AND LIARS!"

 

[T-Gates]

Over Macho Grande...?

I'll never get over Macho Grande....

 

[crash-proof]

Rumack: "What was it we had for dinner tonight?"

Elaine: "Well, we had a choice: steak or fish. "

Rumack: "Yes. Yes, I remember. I had lasagna!"

 

[HAZ-MAT]

Say Joey, ever seen a grown man naked before

 

[Typhoon1244]

Captain, shouldn't we turn the approach lights on now?

No...that's just what they'll be expecting us to do.

 

[dogman]

Now the $**CENSORED****CENSORED****CENSORED****CENSORED**'s really going to hit the fan!

 

[i'mbatman]

THERE HE IS!!!