Just to keep the mood lite on friday;
Five Surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best
patients to operate on.
The first surgeon from New York says, "I like to see accountants on my
operating table because when you open them up everything inside is
numbered."
The second, from Atlanta responds, "Yeah, but you should try
electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."
The third surgeon, from Dallas says, "No, I really think librarians are
the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: "You know, I like
construction workers. Those guys always understand when you have a few
parts left over."
But the fifth surgeon, from Chicago shut them all up when he said,
"You're all wrong. Airline Executives are the easiest to operate
on.......there's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, no spine, and
the head and the ass are interchangeable."
Five Surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best
patients to operate on.
The first surgeon from New York says, "I like to see accountants on my
operating table because when you open them up everything inside is
numbered."
The second, from Atlanta responds, "Yeah, but you should try
electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."
The third surgeon, from Dallas says, "No, I really think librarians are
the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: "You know, I like
construction workers. Those guys always understand when you have a few
parts left over."
But the fifth surgeon, from Chicago shut them all up when he said,
"You're all wrong. Airline Executives are the easiest to operate
on.......there's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, no spine, and
the head and the ass are interchangeable."
