Air Force Pilots

[Laxman]

Shack, its trully painful...and the shoe clerks just dont get it.

 

[tomgoodman]

Air Powerpoint

I thought the mission of the USAF was to fly and fight. It's not. The mission of the Air Force is generate streams of paperwork....

Right. The Pentagon is wisely preparing for the next war, when squadrons of briefing officers will be deployed against the enemy. Instead of bombs, we will use overhead projectors and slides to bring them to their knees.

 

[Laxman]

That could be considered cruel and unusual. Possible repercussions from the UN as well

 

[TankerDriver]

I was told that Bone AC's fly that much.

You'd be lucky to get a Bone off the ground 1 time out of 4 attempts, so I can't see that happening.

 

[TankerDriver]

Right. The Pentagon is wisely preparing for the next war, when squadrons of briefing officers will be deployed against the enemy. Instead of bombs, we will use overhead projectors and slides to bring them to their knees.

Or.... we can bore them to death by forcing them to do painful CBT's on "the illegal trafficking of persons" or "Information Management" or "Records Keeping 101" or my favorite one, "ORM".