Real airplanes flown by real pilots? Over the years I've heard that real airplanes:
a. Have a tail wheel.
b. Have round engines.
c. Have an upper and lower wing.
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d. Are single-seat carrier based fighters.
I've heard that real pilots:
a. Fly taildraggers.
b. Don't use autopilots.
c. Don't bother with that sissy "electronical" navigation.
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d. Fly single-seat fighters off of aircraft carriers.
Also, when it comes to power, airplanes are no different than boats, cars, snowmobiles, dictators, etc. - you can never have too much power. You can only misuse it.
Personally, I've never flown an airplane that wasn't "real". Some airplanes like the Skipper could just barely kill you. Oh by the way, usually the bigger the airplane the easier it is to fly.
'Sled