Orvilleflyer
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A flight attendant was finishing up her service when she came upon a man who was obviously distraught. Immediately, the man started firing off a string of complaints about the inflight service. The flight attendant stood quietly and listened to the tirade. "You bring me cold coffee, feed me bad food and the window doesn't have a shade so I can close it and sleep." She replied, "Shut up and fly the airplane."