A funny

[chperplt]

Funny

 

[350DRIVER]

That was absolutely hysterical.. I needed that one.


how true..

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[Ailerongirl]

OMG....that was priceless!

"We cannot let terrorists and rouge nations hold this nation hostile, or hold our allies hostile"

 

[Typhoon1244]

Uh oh...flame bait!

Run!

 

[mar]

I haven't laughed that hard...

That was hy-frickin'-sterical!!

Two thumbs up, Way up!

"The point I say to you is that, that, you know, uh, if what you're suggesting is, is that, uh, what I'm suggesting to you is that you can't name the foreign minister of Mexico therefore, uh, you know, you're not capable of what, what you do, but the truth of the matter is, you is, you are, whether you can or not."

That was the English version!

Too much booze and cocaine if you ask me.

 

[350DRIVER]

Too much booze and cocaine if you ask me.

The luck will run out this november. Like father like son.

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[JetSpeed219]

holy crap that was funny.......I love the one about "theres a saying in texas".......haven't laughed that hard in a while.

 

[Brett Hull]

My wife bought the "Bushisms" desk calendar specifically for the "There's a saying in Texas" one. It's always good for a laugh in the morning. Here's another:

"You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test."

 

[GogglesPisano]

To all of those people who think the democrats have a snowballs chance in hell I say HA HA HA. What this country does not need is a democrat who will disassemble our military like cliton did. Why do you think Osama waited so long to strike at us. Clinton was only worried about getting rich and getting blown. His wife is the same way. Kerry is a anti-war activist who demonstrated this during the war in nam. Think about that a LT in the military spending valuable time protesting a war, talk about sh1tting where you eat. Clinton took the military apart, closed bases, and had law agencies at each others throats for fed money. We need another democrate like we need another hole in our heads. N.A.F.T.A don't get me started on this. It was great for our economy. Yeah right. We were a target for terrorist because clinton made us a target. He gave Osama the opportunity to strike when we had no chance of defending ourselves. Bush is handed a country with a big deficit and broken military and when the worst happened everyone blamed Bush. Bush strikes back and shows we are strong and people cry. Bush removes a dictator who will surely attack america given the chance and opportunity and people cry. Remember this Osama attacked the towers in 93 and was patient enough to wait 8 years to do it again. Thats how long it took clinton to break down our defences and allow a hole for Osama to strike in.

Thanks Rush

 

[billybob]

So you want to vote for bush. This should make every American think twice about that.

 

[Typhoon1244]

To all of those people who think the democrats have a snowballs chance in hell I say HA HA HA. What this country does not need is a democrat who will disassemble our military like cliton did. Why do you think Osama waited so long to strike at us. Clinton was only worried about getting rich...etc, etc, etc.

Have another oxycontin and go back to bed.

 

[100LL... Again!]

I love listening to liberal rage - it's a real treat.

Amazing what passes for reasoned discourse.

You envision yourselves as intellectuals, but in reality you are sophists, and unskilled ones at that.

 

[Typhoon1244]

its nice to see someone held your hand and lead you into your post. Your village called they want thier idiot back.

I gotta tell ya, that really hurts. I've never been so wounded by a flamebaiter with fourteen posts.

I may not recover.

 

[bigD]

I gotta tell ya, that really hurts. I've never been so wounded by a flamebaiter with fourteen posts.

The sad thing is that he's one of the worst trolls this board has seen. Part of being an effective troll is mastering the art of subtlety. Once his other ball drops, he'll likely get better at it.

 

[guitarflyer]

I can see Kerry now, " I know Korea has nukes but I can't send in troops until after they launch one at us.

As opposed to duhbya, " I know Korea has nukes, but I'll go after Saddam instead, even though he doesn't have nukes (or anything else, apparently), cuz that was my plan all along..."

 

[UpNDownGuy]

Funny, funny...

I may not recover..that was frigging hilarious! Especially the Texas saying. So Dubya is just a "poor public speaker"? One listen ought to clear that illusion right up.

 

[350DRIVER]

OICU812,

Keep smoking that pipe.... I got a good laugh from your posts.

thanks,

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I guess you must spend lotsa time fishing and out of touch with reality - keep it goin man

 

[GogglesPisano]

You must be a total idiot. I'm a republican not liberal And just so you know I'am a skilled dumbass.

I think 100LL was trying to defend you. So much for your deductive reasoning.

 

[USMCAirWinger]

OICU812

Are you TabExpressFO? I've missed you so much...sike!

 

[uscpilot]

OICU812,
Initally I thought that the liberals here would use your rhetoric to characterize conservatives. But after reading the other garbage you have written I dont think anyone liberal or conservative would take you seriously. Even if you make a good point (hey even a broken clock is right once a day (or twice if it has am/pm)) it will be tarnished by all the other insantiy you have written.
usc